On Mon, Jun 21, 2021 at 2:31 PM Aris Merchant via agora-business < agora-business@agoranomic.org> wrote:
> > > I cause the rule "Popularity Contest" to grant patent titles as follows: > > > I'm being very nice in doing this, but any player may do so by rule 2438. I cause cuddlybanana to receive a violet ribbon. I then cause ATMunn, Aris, CB, Jason, Murphy, G and Trigon to receive violet glitter. I then cause ATMunn, Trigon, Jason and Aris to receive that glitter a second time. -- >From R. Lee On Mon, Jun 21, 2021 at 2:31 PM Aris Merchant via agora-business < agora-business@agoranomic.org> wrote: > One week ago, proposal 8565, "Popularity Contest", passed. Thereupon, > I won the game. Now that its resolution has self-ratified, I am > prepared to deliver my ascension address to the people of Agora. > > You are all absolute fools. You have made the mistake of giving me > power, and now that I have it, I shall never relinquish it. I will > grind the game of Agora under my heel, using it as part of my plot to > bring down conquest upon nomics everywhere. I will become your > emperor, and command and destroy at my whim, as you cower in the > terror of my... > > Wait. Sorry, I think I pulled out the wrong speech. Let me start over. > > Thank you Agorans. I am truly honored that you have seen fit to crown > me as victor of the popularity contest. I could not have done it > without your loyal support. Now that I have been recognized for my > outstanding awesomeness and coolness (/j), I think it is time for me > to thank those who have assisted me in this endeavor. > > I cause the rule "Popularity Contest" to grant patent titles as follows: > > To ATMunn, Aris, Cuddle Beam, G., Jason, Murphy, Trigon, and > cuddlybanana, the patent title "Popular", for their support in voting > FOR my proposal. > > To ATMunn, the patent title "Popular Philanthropist", for asking only > for a patent title when offered a monetary incentive to lend eir aid. > > To Jason and Trigon, the patent title "Very Popular", for giving me > the advice that allowed me to complete my ascension. The same title to > myself, because I also came up with a bunch of the schemes, and also > because it allows me to do a nice title pyramid. > > To myself, the patent title "Most Popular", as the victor of the > popularity contest. > > Furthermore, I give 50 coins each to ATMunn, Cuddle Beam, G., Murphy, > and cuddlybanana, and 100 coins each to Trigon and Jason. This isn't > part of any deal, I just feel like it. > > Let me know if I've missed any obligations I can currently fulfill. > > Finally, thanks again everyone for your help and support. > > -Aris > -- >From R. Lee
