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absurdor: juan The State of the Absurd 2025-10-06
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|#########_/ The Boulder
/ #######/ is at 15
/_ #####/ Its Slope is 5
/ /O_/ /
| /_ / It has been at 217
/_/\. / Moving as fast as 7
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LATEST EVENTS
[2025-09-29 16:46:01 +0000] Reported boulder at height 10 and slope at 4
[2025-10-01 17:27:02 +0000] Liz Wake pushed the boulder
[2025-10-01 17:31:35 +0000] ais523 pushed the boulder
[2025-10-02 13:30:01 +0000] juan pushed the boulder
[2025-10-05 16:17:51 +0000] Cosmo pushed the boulder
[2025-10-05 20:12:10 +0000] Murphy pushed the boulder
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TOP PUSHERS (since things got hard)
#1 30 ============================== ais523
#2 30 ============================== Murphy
#3 18 ================== Cosmo
#4 9 ========= Ben
#5 8 ======== Caramel
#6 4 ==== kiako
#7 4 ==== Liz Wake
#8 4 ==== juniper
#9 3 === RadicalRose
#10 3 === oliver.n
#11 2 == kambri
#12 2 == juan
#13 1 = Burning Beef
#14 1 = snail
#15 1 = Kaia
#16 1 = literallyAmbiguous
#17 1 = Trigon
#18 1 = 4st
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THE VEBLEN
The Veblen
is owned by LiterallyAmbiguous
and costs 11 spendies
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Do you have any suggestions on what I should put on the report?
Send them to me!
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juan
Registrar, Absurdor
