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absurdor: juan The State of the Absurd 2025-10-13
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|#########_/ The Boulder
/ #######/ is at 1
/_ #####/ Its Slope is 1
/ /O_/ /
| /_ / It has been at 217
/_/\. / Moving as fast as 7
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LATEST EVENTS
[2025-10-06 16:25:24 +0000] Reported boulder at height 15 and slope at 5
[2025-10-06 16:32:52 +0000] ais523 pushed the boulder
[2025-10-12 15:34:41 +0000] RadicalRose pushed the boulder
[2025-10-12 20:24:18 +0000] Murphy pushed the boulder
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TOP PUSHERS (since things got hard)
#1 31 =============================== ais523
#2 31 =============================== Murphy
#3 18 ================== Cosmo
#4 9 ========= Ben
#5 8 ======== Caramel
#6 4 ==== RadicalRose
#7 4 ==== Liz Wake
#8 4 ==== juniper
#9 4 ==== kiako
#10 3 === oliver.n
#11 2 == kambri
#12 2 == juan
#13 1 = Kaia
#14 1 = Trigon
#15 1 = snail
#16 1 = literallyAmbiguous
#17 1 = Burning Beef
#18 1 = 4st
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THE VEBLEN
The Veblen
is owned by LiterallyAmbiguous
and costs 11 spendies
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Do you have any suggestions on what I should put on the report?
Send them to me!
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juan
Registrar, Absurdor
