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absurdor: juan The State of the Absurd 2026-07-27 14:15 UTC
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|#########_/ The Boulder
/ #######/ is at 39
/_ #####/ Its Slope is 7
/ /O_/ /
| /_ / It has been at 217
/_/\. / Moving as fast as 8
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LATEST EVENTS
[2026-07-20 16:50:11 +0000] Reported boulder at height 32 and slope at 6
[2026-07-20 20:17:02 +0000] Despi pushed the boulder
[2026-07-21 16:02:23 +0000] Murphy pushed the boulder
[2026-07-24 21:53:51 +0000] Salad pushed the boulder
[2026-07-26 20:19:22 +0000] ais523 pushed the boulder
[2026-07-27 02:41:58 +0000] msh210 pushed the boulder
[2026-07-27 14:15:02 +0000] Galle pushed the boulder
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TOP RECENT PUSHERS (with exponential decay!)
#1 0.955 ============================ Galle
#2 0.917 =========================== msh210
#3 0.409 ============ Salad
#4 0.403 ============ ais523
#5 0.378 =========== Murphy
#6 0.250 ======= Despi
#7 0.109 === Cosmo
#8 0.092 == kambri
#9 0.088 == kiako
#10 0.086 == RadicalRose
#11 0.077 == snail
(The score is the average over all half-lifes of the scores obtained by
each push contributing 1 with exponential decay with that half-life,
rounding the time using which week it happened on.)
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THE VEBLEN
The Veblen
is owned by msh210
and costs 21 spendies
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Do you have any suggestions on what I should put on the report?
Send them to me!
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juan
Registrar, Absurdor
