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In the United Nations building, there is a smallish
basement room where delegates can unwind after a hard day
of listening to all sorts of global business.
It is very busy before and after UN
session hours, and no delegate has refused to take advantage of the rooms
facilties yet.
It is a dedicated accoustic chamber, and an
celebrity attendant is in charge of the central feature of this secretive
place: special g-strings that give the wearer a fantstic vocal
range.
He has to hand out these devices, monitor
their use, and importantly; sanitize them after each sweaty song-drenched
session...
This special attendants name? None other
than Barry (Bazza to his mates) Manilow.
When asked to describe his duties by a guest,
visiting from Uzbekestan, Barry said:
"I wipe the thongs that make the whole world sing,
I wipe the thongs,
I wipe the thongs..."
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