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> Cop Joke > > An Alexander County, Missouri Deputy pulled a car over on I-57 about > 2 miles north of the Missouri-Arkansas state line. When the Deputy asked the > driver why he was speeding, the driver answered that he was a magician and a > juggler and he was on his way to Branson to do a show that night and didn't > want to be late. > > The deputy told the driver he was fascinated by juggling, and if the > driver would do a little juggling for him that he wouldn't give him a > ticket. > > The driver told the deputy that he had sent all of his equipment on > ahead and didn't have anything to juggle. > > The deputy told him that he had some flares in the trunk of his squad > car and asked if he could juggle them. The juggler stated that he could, so > the deputy got three flares, lit them and handed them to the juggler. > > While the man was doing his juggling act, a car pulled in behind the > squad car, a drunk got out and watched the performance briefly, he then went > over to the squad car, opened the rear door and got in. > > The deputy observed him doing this and went over to his squad car, opened > the door and asked the drunk what he thought he was doing. > > The drunk replied, "I give up! You might as well take me to jail, because > there's no way I could pass THAT test!" > --------------------------- ANTI-NATO INFORMATION LIST ==^================================================================ This email was sent to: [email protected] EASY UNSUBSCRIBE click here: http://topica.com/u/?a84x2u.bacIlu Or send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] T O P I C A -- Register now to manage your mail! http://www.topica.com/partner/tag02/register ==^================================================================
