On Thu, 16 Nov 2000 20:58:13 +0000, Arachne4Dos
<[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
<snip>
> To the citizens of the United States of America:
> In the light of your failure to elect a President of the USA
> and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the
> revocation of your independence, effective today.
<snip>
Mel,
I have been laughing so hard that my sides hurt.
My favorite parts were:
> Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchical
> duties over all states, commonwealths and other territories.
> Except Utah, which she does not fancy.)
Her Majesty has one thing in common with us.
No-one here in the US has any particular fancy for Utah. ;-)
> Your new prime minister will appoint a minister for America
> without the need for further elections. Congress and the
> Senate will be disbanded. A questionnaire will be circulated
> next year to determine whether any of you noticed.
Yes, we would all notice the fact that things had been much better
during the previous year.
However,
Most US citizens would not be able to figure out why. ;-)
Thank you, thank you, THANK YOU !!!!!!
--
Glenn
(your friendly neighborhood compu-nerd)
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