On Sat, 03 Feb 2001 15:54:06 -0500, Clarence Verge wrote:
> Hi Bart;
> It looks like I hafta put smiley faces at the end of my jokes. :(
> Just imagine:
> Wouldn't it be great if the best piece of sotware ever written, output
> these lines in text mode on almost everyone's screen when started ? :
> "This program cannot co-exist on the same hard drive as Microsoft Windows."
> "Please re-format drive C: and try again. Have a nice day."
> *
> Too bad that piece of software hasn't been written yet. ;-)
> *
Behold it is written:
------------- begin WINJOY.BAT ---------
@echo off
cd\
if exist .\windows\win.com goto awshucks
if not exist .\windows\win.com goto congrats
:awshucks
echo This program will not run on the same hard drive as Microsoft Windows.
echo Please reformat your hard drive and try again. Have a nice day!
goto end_1
:congrats
echo Congratulations! You have a good operating system!
:end_1
echo.
--------- end WINJOY.BAT ----------------
Sam Heywood
P.S. Anyone wanting a compiled EXE version of the program above may write
to me privately. The compiled WINJOY.EXE is 8541 bytes and was produced
using the BLDRLITE batch file compiler and using the same source code as
seen above.
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