Aha ... you do have a problem, Mel!
On Sun, 08 Apr 2001 20:55:14 +0000, Mel Evans, Registered Arachne User wrote:
> One other word on the big "Pajero" 4x4. You will all know these are BIG
> BOYS TOYS! Macho machines with big chunky tyres. Big diesel engine that
> grumbles it's way along with a real ego trip macho man's sound. Two big
> crunchy gear levers, bull bars, aircon, the lot!
> They look like they will go through any wall they can't get over!
> So what does Ella (She of the sweet disposition and the lightning
> backhand to the mouth) call it?
> "Mitzi"
> I think she wants to fit lace curtains and chairbacks next. What say you
> LD? should I let her (could I stop her?)
First of all, dear Mel, you misunderstand. That "BIG BOYS' TOY" you
have is a subtle insult to dear Ella; it implies that your "macho"
resides on four wheel rather than over two [lugnuts?] ... meaning that
"She who can be desirable even when covered in mud" is somehow failing
in her role as seductress. That she named the toy "Mitzi" shows that
she knows the toy is for getting your rocks [off-roading?]. That she
spends time with both you and Mitzi proves her to be "She who
understands and will allow herself to take 'second chair' until you get
it out of your system," a wonderful understanding woman.
Should she design curtains, I'm certain they wouldn't be lace ... people
can see too easily through those. As for the 'chairbacks,' better it be
removable seatcovers which are washable so that the evidence of your
"excursions" can be easily removed.
And if you haven't yet allowed her to properly learn the controls and
vagaries of being behind the wheel of Mitzi, I suggest you remedy that
situation ASAP. A woman doesn't necessarily mind if her husband has a
mistress, as long as she (The woman of great understanding and greater
iron skillet) knows how to control her. };>
l.d.
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