London, January 14, 2003. A police officer was stabbed to death during a raid in connection with the ricin poison investigation. Scotland Yard Chief Inspector, Throckmorton P. Gildersleeve, stated that this conclusively proves knives are dangerous weapons and kill. Commencing January 1, 2004, possession of knives of any kind will be banned from all of England. Anyone who can prove that possession of a knife is a necessity will have to obtain an annual permit from the Queen.
When asked what happened to the wielder of the knife, Gildersleeve stated that he was set free as it was the knife that killed, not the wielder. The knife has been taken into custody.
