Just write an app to help the Drug Dealers with their delivery problems (sheesh, most of the ITSM suite could apply to this in various ways, but the SLAs might be a bit different).
....Dan p.s. I'll let you imaginative types figure out the details .... -----Original Message----- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Behalf Of Pruitt, Christopher (COMSYS) Sent: April 21, 2006 16:24 To: [email protected] Subject: OT: Friday Humor I'm sure this isn't new, but it's new to me... How Software Developers Differ From Drug Dealers ------------------------- --------------------------- Drug Dealers Software Developers ------------------------- --------------------------- Refer to their clients Refer to their clients as "users". as "users". "The first one's free!" "Download a free trial version..." Have important Asian Have important Asian connections. connections. Strange jargon: Strange jargon: "Stick" "SCSI" "Rock" "RTFM" "Wrap" "Packet" "E" "C" "Stash" "Cache" "Drive-by" "CTRL ALT DEL" "Hit (LSD)" "Hit (WWW)" "Source" "Source-code" "The Pigs" "Microsoft" Realize that there's tons Realize that there's tons of cash in the 14- to of cash in the 14- to 25-year-old market. 25-year-old market. Clients really like your Clients really like your stuff when it works. stuff when it works. When it doesn't work When it doesn't work they want to kill you. they want to kill you. ... and the best... Do your job well and Damn! DAMN!!! you can sleep with sexy movie stars who depend on you. Christopher Pruitt Remedy Developer EDS - Bank of America ____________________________________________________________________________ ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at http://www.wwrug.org _______________________________________________________________________________ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at http://www.wwrug.org
