This morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left and there was a woman
driver in a brand new Cadillac doing 65 mph with her face up next to her rear
view mirror, putting on her eyeliner! I looked away for a couple of seconds,
and when I looked back, she was halfway over in my lane- still working on that
makeup.
Now as a man I don't scare easily but she scard me so much that I dropped my
electric shaver which knocked the donut out of my other hand, in all the
confusion of trying to straighten out the car steering wheel using my knees,
it knocked my cellphone from my ear which promptly dropped into the coffee
between my legs, splashed and burned Big Jim and the twins, ruined the damn
phone, soaked my trousers, and disconnected an important call with a client!
Darn women drivers!!
Shafqat Ayaz
"Break the Rules, Forgive Quickly, Kiss Slowly, Love Truly, Laugh
Uncontrollably, And Never Regret anything that made you Smile.."
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