"How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?"

The salesperson answers, "Which one do you mean, sir? We have: Work
Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for
$19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95,
Astronaut Barbie for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95 and Divorced
Barbie for $265.95".

The amazed father asks: "It's what?! Why is the Divorced Barbie
$265.95 and the others only $19.95?"

The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: "Sir...,
Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's
Furniture, Ken's Computer, Ken's Dog and...one of Ken's Friends"

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