An old man walked up to a young man and said, "I bet mine is longer soft than yours is hard!"
The young man looked at him sideways for a moment and said, "Ok, you're on. How long is yours soft?" The old man smilied and said, "Eleven years." -- J.T. _____ From: Gidd [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Friday, November 30, 2007 7:04 AM Subject: OT:Friday Humor A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu... + Tourist: $5 + Broiled Missionary: $10.00 + Fried Explorer: $15.00 + Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican: $100.00 The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, 'Why such a price difference for the Politician?' The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of shit, it takes all morning." __20060125_______________________This posting was submitted with HTML in it___ _______________________________________________________________________________ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Platinum Sponsor: www.rmsportal.com ARSlist: "Where the Answers Are"
