Or, how about "None of the above." ?
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Probably the hair color of the person's eyebrows or N/A.
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Peter Lammey
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Here is the one I saw on the sign of the storage company on the
way to work this morning...
What do they put on the Driver's license for hair color of bald
people?
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Questions that have Confused humankind!!
a.. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, \"I think
I\'ll
squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes
out?\"
a.. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast
to a
horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
a.. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
a.. If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song
about him?
a.. If the professor on Gilligan\'s Island can make a radio out
of coconut, why can\'t he fix a hole in a boat?
a.. Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?
They\'re both dogs!
a.. What do you call male ballerinas?
a.. If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme
crap,why
didn\'t he just buy dinner?
a.. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
a.. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made
from
vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
a.. If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from
morons?
a.. Isn\'t Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?
a.. Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star
have the
same tune?
a.. Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
a.. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog\'s face, he
gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he can\'t wait to
stick his head out the window into the wind?
a.. Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it
arrive faster?
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