Here is the one I saw on the sign of the storage company on the way to work this morning... What do they put on the Driver's license for hair color of bald people?
________________________________ From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Gidd Sent: Friday, December 07, 2007 8:54 AM To: [email protected] Subject: OT:Friday Humor - Questions that have Confused humankind!! ** Questions that have Confused humankind!! a.. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, \"I think I\'ll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?\" a.. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? a.. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer? a.. If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him? a.. If the professor on Gilligan\'s Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can\'t he fix a hole in a boat? a.. Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They\'re both dogs! a.. What do you call male ballerinas? a.. If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap,why didn\'t he just buy dinner? a.. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? a.. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from? a.. If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? a.. Isn\'t Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse? a.. Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? a.. Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup? a.. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog\'s face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he can\'t wait to stick his head out the window into the wind? a.. Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster? _______________________________________________________________________________ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Platinum Sponsor: www.rmsportal.com ARSlist: "Where the Answers Are"
