A string walks into a bar and hops up on a stool. "Hey barkeep! A pint of your finest!" he says.
"Sorry, can't do it. I'm not allowed to serve strings." the bartender says. The string hops down and walks outside the bar where he proceeds to mess up his hair and wrap himself around himself and loop himself through himself several times. He then walks back into the bar, hops up on a stool and orders again. "A pint of your finest, please." "Hey, aren't you that string from a few minutes ago?" asks the barkeep. "No," says the string, "I'm afraid not" (a frayed knot) J.T. Shyman Column Technologies _____ From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Rahul AR User Sent: Friday, December 07, 2007 2:39 PM To: [email protected] Subject: Re: OT: Friday Humor - Got any lemons? ** ho ho ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! On Dec 7, 2007 10:23 PM, Durrant, Michael M. - ITSD <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: ** I don't know if you guys have heard this one, but it's one of my favorites.... ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------- A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Hey barkeep, got any lemons?" The barkeep, without looking up, answers, "No, no lemons." The duck leaves the bar. The duck walks back in a few minutes later and asks the bartender, "Hey barkeep - got any lemons?" The barkeep, a little frustrated, tells the duck, "No duck, we have no lemons." The duck leaves the bar. Moments later, the duck returns. "Yo barkeep, got any lemons?" Tired of this ruse, the bartender replies, "Listen here duck, I ain't got no lemons. If you ask me again, I'm going to nail your little webbed feet to my shiny bar. Capiche?" As the duck heads out the door of the bar, he turns to the bartender and asks, "Hey barkeep, got any nails?" Surprised by this change of events, the bar tender says, "No duck, I have no nails." "Well then," the duck said. "Got any lemons?" The information contained in this email may be privileged, confidential or otherwise protected from disclosure. All persons are advised that they may face penalties under state and federal law for sharing this information with unauthorized individuals. If you received this email in error, please reply to the sender that you have received this information in error. Also, please delete this email after replying to the sender. __20060125_______________________This posting was submitted with HTML in it___ -- Regards Rahul __20060125_______________________This posting was submitted with HTML in it___ _______________________________________________________________________________ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Platinum Sponsor: www.rmsportal.com ARSlist: "Where the Answers Are"
