ho ho ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! On Dec 7, 2007 10:23 PM, Durrant, Michael M. - ITSD <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> ** I don't know if you guys have heard this one, but it's one of my > favorites.... > > > --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- > > A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Hey barkeep, got any > lemons?" > > The barkeep, without looking up, answers, "No, no lemons." The duck > leaves the bar. > > The duck walks back in a few minutes later and asks the bartender, "Hey > barkeep - got any lemons?" > > The barkeep, a little frustrated, tells the duck, "No duck, we have no > lemons." The duck leaves the bar. > > Moments later, the duck returns. "Yo barkeep, got any lemons?" > > Tired of this ruse, the bartender replies, "Listen here duck, I ain't got > no lemons. If you ask me again, I'm going to nail your little webbed feet > to my shiny bar. Capiche?" > > As the duck heads out the door of the bar, he turns to the bartender and > asks, "Hey barkeep, got any nails?" > > Surprised by this change of events, the bar tender says, "No duck, I have > no nails." > > "Well then," the duck said. "Got any lemons?" > The information contained in this email may be privileged, confidential or > otherwise protected from disclosure. All persons are advised that they may > face penalties under state and federal law for sharing this information with > unauthorized individuals. If you received this email in error, please reply > to the sender that you have received this information in error. Also, > please delete this email after replying to the sender. > __20060125_______________________This posting was submitted with HTML in > it___ -- Regards Rahul _______________________________________________________________________________ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Platinum Sponsor: www.rmsportal.com ARSlist: "Where the Answers Are"
