Bumper Stickers we'd like to see:
- He who laughs last, thinks slowest. - Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film. - A day without sunshine is like, well, night. - On the other hand, you have different fingers. - Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. - I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory. - When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty. - Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it. - Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't. - I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe. - He's not dead, he's electroencephalographically challenged. - You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted and then used against you. - I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges. - Honk if you love peace and quiet. - Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular? - Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool. - It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living. - Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off. -The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong. - It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try and pass them. - You can't have everything, where would you put it? - Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world's population. - The things that come to those that wait may be the things left by those who got there first. - A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well. - It was recently discovered that research causes cancer in rats. - Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter since nobody listens. - I wished the buck stopped here, as I could use a few. - I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it. - Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. _______________________________________________________________________________ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Platinum Sponsor: www.rmsportal.com ARSlist: "Where the Answers Are"
