One of my favorites is on a shirt you can buy from thinkgeek.com : There are 10 types of people. Those that understand binary and those that don't.
On Thu, Mar 20, 2008 at 2:15 PM, Stan Feinstein <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > ** Hi Michel, > > After a ship hit the Tampa Bay Bridge (a long time ago), the bumper > sticker was: > > Tampa: Where the ship hit the span. > > It's always been one of my favorites. > > Stan > > ----- Original Message ----- > *From:* Giguere, Michel <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > *Newsgroups:* public.remedy.arsystem.general > *To:* [email protected] > *Sent:* Thursday, March 20, 2008 11:30: AM > *Subject:* Friday Humor: Bumper Stickers we'd like to see > > ** > > > > *Bumper Stickers we'd like to see: > > * > > - He who laughs last, thinks slowest. > > - Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film. > > - A day without sunshine is like, well, night. > > - On the other hand, you have different fingers. > > - Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. > > - I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory. > > - When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty. > > - Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it. > > - Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't. > > - I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe. > > - He's not dead, he's electroencephalographically challenged. > > - You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted > and then used against you. > > - I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges. > > - Honk if you love peace and quiet. > > - Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular? > > - Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool. > > - It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and > blamed it on the cost of living. > > - Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off. > > > > -The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something > right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong. > > - It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end, > someone would be stupid enough to try and pass them. > > - You can't have everything, where would you put it? > > - Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world's > population. > > - The things that come to those that wait may be the things left by those > who got there first. > > - A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well. > > - It was recently discovered that research causes cancer in rats. > > - Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter since nobody listens. > > - I wished the buck stopped here, as I could use a few. > > - I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it. > > - Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright > until you hear them speak. > > > > __Platinum Sponsor: www.rmsportal.com ARSlist: "Where the Answers Are" > html___ > > __Platinum Sponsor: www.rmsportal.com ARSlist: "Where the Answers Are" > html___ > _______________________________________________________________________________ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Platinum Sponsor: www.rmsportal.com ARSlist: "Where the Answers Are"
