Or maybe there should be a rule about checking the archives to see if
a Joke was posted before?

Please check ARSList circa: Fri, Apr 29, 2005 via David [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Please check ARSList circa: Fri, Mar 17, 2006 via Will Du Chene
@basementworkshop.net

It went something like this in 05:
CHILI # 1 - MIKE'S MANIAC MONSTER CHILI
CHILI # 2 - AUSTIN'S AFTERBURNER CHILI
CHILI # 3 - FRED'S FAMOUS BURN DOWN THE BARN CHILI
CHILI # 4 - BUBBA'S BLACK MAGIC
CHILI # 5 - LISA'S LEGAL LIP REMOVER
CHILI # 6 - VERA'S VERY VEGETARIAN VARIETY
CHILI # 7 - SUSAN'S SCREAMING SENSATION CHILI
CHILI # 8 - BIG TOM'S TOENAIL CURLING CHILI

Same judges (#1, #2, and #3 AKA:"Frank")

Then in 06 the names of the chili dishes became:
"
Chili # 1 Eddie's Maniac Monster Chili...
Chili # 2 Austin's Afterburner Chili...
Chili # 3 Ronny's Famous Burn Down the Barn Chili...
Chili # 4 Dave's Black Magic...
Chili # 5 Lisa's Legal Lip Remover...
Chili # 6 Pam's Very Vegetarian Variety..
Chili # 7 Carla's Screaming Sensation Chili...
Chili # 8 Karen's Toenail Curling Chili...
"

Now in 08... (back to 05.. but who really wants to go back to 05?)

CHILI # 1 - MIKE'S MANIAC MONSTER CHILI
CHILI # 2 - AUSTIN'S AFTERBURNER CHILI
CHILI # 3 - FRED'S FAMOUS BURN DOWN THE BARN CHILI
CHILI # 4 - BUBBA'S BLACK MAGIC
CHILI # 5 - LISA'S LEGAL LIP REMOVER
CHILI # 6 - VERA'S VERY VEGETARIAN VARIETY
CHILI # 7 - SUSAN'S SCREAMING SENSATION CHILI
CHILI # 8 - BIG TOM'S TOENAIL CURLING CHILI

The names of the chili have likely been changed to prevent the spam
filters from catching the email. :(

Still funny 3 years later. (And 2005 was likely not the first trip
around the internet for this joke either.)

-- 
Carey Matthew Black
Remedy Skilled Professional (RSP)
ARS = Action Request System(Remedy)

Love, then teach
Solution = People + Process + Tools
Fast, Accurate, Cheap.... Pick two.

_______________________________________________________________________________
UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org
Platinum Sponsor: www.rmsportal.com ARSlist: "Where the Answers Are"

Reply via email to