Or maybe there should be a rule about checking the archives to see if a Joke was posted before?
Please check ARSList circa: Fri, Apr 29, 2005 via David [EMAIL PROTECTED] Please check ARSList circa: Fri, Mar 17, 2006 via Will Du Chene @basementworkshop.net It went something like this in 05: CHILI # 1 - MIKE'S MANIAC MONSTER CHILI CHILI # 2 - AUSTIN'S AFTERBURNER CHILI CHILI # 3 - FRED'S FAMOUS BURN DOWN THE BARN CHILI CHILI # 4 - BUBBA'S BLACK MAGIC CHILI # 5 - LISA'S LEGAL LIP REMOVER CHILI # 6 - VERA'S VERY VEGETARIAN VARIETY CHILI # 7 - SUSAN'S SCREAMING SENSATION CHILI CHILI # 8 - BIG TOM'S TOENAIL CURLING CHILI Same judges (#1, #2, and #3 AKA:"Frank") Then in 06 the names of the chili dishes became: " Chili # 1 Eddie's Maniac Monster Chili... Chili # 2 Austin's Afterburner Chili... Chili # 3 Ronny's Famous Burn Down the Barn Chili... Chili # 4 Dave's Black Magic... Chili # 5 Lisa's Legal Lip Remover... Chili # 6 Pam's Very Vegetarian Variety.. Chili # 7 Carla's Screaming Sensation Chili... Chili # 8 Karen's Toenail Curling Chili... " Now in 08... (back to 05.. but who really wants to go back to 05?) CHILI # 1 - MIKE'S MANIAC MONSTER CHILI CHILI # 2 - AUSTIN'S AFTERBURNER CHILI CHILI # 3 - FRED'S FAMOUS BURN DOWN THE BARN CHILI CHILI # 4 - BUBBA'S BLACK MAGIC CHILI # 5 - LISA'S LEGAL LIP REMOVER CHILI # 6 - VERA'S VERY VEGETARIAN VARIETY CHILI # 7 - SUSAN'S SCREAMING SENSATION CHILI CHILI # 8 - BIG TOM'S TOENAIL CURLING CHILI The names of the chili have likely been changed to prevent the spam filters from catching the email. :( Still funny 3 years later. (And 2005 was likely not the first trip around the internet for this joke either.) -- Carey Matthew Black Remedy Skilled Professional (RSP) ARS = Action Request System(Remedy) Love, then teach Solution = People + Process + Tools Fast, Accurate, Cheap.... Pick two. _______________________________________________________________________________ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Platinum Sponsor: www.rmsportal.com ARSlist: "Where the Answers Are"

