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Lyle -----Original Message----- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:[email protected]] On Behalf Of Nicky Madjarov Sent: Friday, February 26, 2010 8:37 AM To: [email protected] Subject: Re: Friday Humor Talking of Walmart, I came accross http://www.peopleofwalmart.com You will certainly find something to crack you out there :) Regards, Nicky Madjarov phone: 973-202-4278 Find out how to bust your AR System performance @ http://www.SpeedUpARS.com ----- Original Message ----- From: "Schryver, Curt" <[email protected]> Newsgroups: public.remedy.arsystem.general To: <[email protected]> Sent: Friday, February 26, 2010 9:44 AM Subject: Re: Friday Humor > Drug dealers: > o Refer to their clients as "users". > o "The first one's free!" > o Have important South-East Asian connections (to help move the stuff). > o Strange jargon: "Stick", "Rock", "Dime bag," "E". > o Realize that there's tons of cash in the 14- to 25-year-old market. > o Job is assisted by industry's producing newer, more potent mixes. > o Often seen in the company of pimps and hustlers. > o Their product causes unhealthy addictions. > o Do your job well, and you can sleep with sexy movie stars who depend on > you. > > Software developers: > o Refer to their clients as "users". > o "Download a free trial version..." > o Have important South-East Asian connections (to help debug the code). > o Strange jargon: "SCSI", "ISDN", "Java", "RTFM" > o Realize that there's tons of cash in the 14- to 25-year-old market. > o Job is assisted by industry's producing newer, faster machines. > o Often seen in the company of marketing people and venture capitalists. > o Their product causes unhealthy addictions - DOOM. Quake. SimCity. Duke > Nukem 3D. > o Damn! Damn! DAMN!!! > > > > -----Original Message----- > From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) > [mailto:[email protected]] On Behalf Of Darrell Reading > Sent: Friday, February 26, 2010 9:08 AM > To: [email protected] > Subject: Re: Friday Humor > > I always wondered why that one store always needed those dividers > replenished... > > > Darrell Reading Systems Engineer > Phone 479.204.5739 > [email protected] > > Wal-Mart Stores, Inc. > 805 Moberly Lane, MS-0560-68 > Bentonville, AR 72716 > Save Money. Live Better > > -----Original Message----- > From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) > [mailto:[email protected]] On Behalf Of Pruitt, Christopher (Bank of > America Account) > Sent: Friday, February 26, 2010 07:37 > To: [email protected] > Subject: OT:Friday Humor > > Subject: FW: The Future for Laid off Employees > > After a company gets rid of all its bloated staff, this is what they > will have to choose from at their new Wal-Mart pay scales. > > ONE > Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu that you could > have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. > I asked for a half dozen nuggets. > 'We don't have half dozen nuggets,' said the teenager at the counter. > 'You don't?' I replied. > 'We only have six, nine, or twelve,' was the reply. > 'So I can't order a half dozen nuggets, but I can order six?' > 'That's right.' > So I shook my head and ordered six McNuggets (Unbelievable but sadly > true...) > > TWO > I was checking out at the local Wal-Mart with just a few items and the > lady behind me put her things on the belt close to mine.. I picked up > one of those 'dividers' that they keep by the cash register and placed > it between our things so they wouldn't get mixed. > After the girl had scanned all of my items, she picked up the 'divider', > looking it all over for the bar code so she could scan it. > Not finding the bar code, she said to me, 'Do you know how much this > is?' > I said to her 'I've changed my mind; I don't think I'll buy that today.' > She said 'OK,' and I paid her for the things and left. > She had no clue to what had just happened. > > THREE > A woman at work was seen putting a credit card into her floppy drive and > pulling it out very quickly. > When I inquired as to what she was doing, she said she was shopping on > the Internet and they kept asking for a credit card number, so she was > using the ATM 'thingy.' > (keep shuddering!!) > > FOUR > I recently saw a distraught young lady weeping beside her car. 'Do you > need some help?' I asked. > She replied, 'I knew I should have replaced the battery to this remote > door unlocker. Now I can't get into my car. Do you think they (pointing > to a distant convenience store) would have a battery to fit this?' > 'Hmmm, I don't know. Do you have an alarm, too?' I asked. > 'No, just this remote thingy,' she answered, handing it and the car keys > to me. As I took the key and manually unlocked the door, I replied, 'Why > don't you drive over there and check about the batteries. It's a long > walk....' > PLEASE just lay down before you hurt yourself !!! > > FIVE > Several years ago, we had an Intern who was none too swift. One day she > was typing and turned to a secretary and said, 'I'm almost out of typing > paper. What do I do?' 'Just use paper from the photocopier', the > secretary told her. With that, the intern took her last remaining blank > piece of paper, put it on the photocopier and proceeded to make five > 'blank' copies. > Brunette, by the way!! > > SIX > A mother calls 911 very worried asking the dispatcher if she needs to > take her kid to the emergency room, the kid had eaten ants. The > dispatcher tells her to give the kid some Benadryl and he should be > fine, the mother says, 'I just gave him some ant killer......' > Dispatcher: 'Rush him in to emergency!' > > > > Christopher Pruitt > Business Consulting III > HP Enterprises Services > [email protected]<mailto:[email protected]> > www.hp.com<http://www.hp.com/> > > > Confidentiality Notice: This message and any files transmitted with it > are intended for the sole use of the entity or individual to whom it is > addressed, and may contain information that is confidential, privileged, > and exempt from disclosure under applicable law. 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