You can get a Speedy with rice or a Speedy with Beans. It consists of a tortilla, a taco, and either rice or beans. Usually one of the cheapest things on the menu.
Mac Rhoades Nicky Madjarov <[email protected]> Sent by: "Action Request System discussion list(ARSList)" <[email protected]> 02/26/2010 12:33 PM Please respond to [email protected] To [email protected] cc Subject Re: Friday Humor True story .... I spent some time in Nashville and ate mostly out. There was a mexican restorant there, not bad at all. They had on the menu a meal called Speedy Gonzales. The funny thing was that every time me or somebody else ordered Speedy Gonzaales they always brought something different. We never found what Speedy Gonzales actually was. Regards, Nicky Madjarov phone: 973-202-4278 Find out how to bust your AR System performance @ http://www.SpeedUpARS.com ----- Original Message ----- From: "LJ Longwing" <[email protected]> Newsgroups: public.remedy.arsystem.general To: <[email protected]> Sent: Friday, February 26, 2010 11:32 AM Subject: Re: Friday Humor > True life story. > > Burger King used to have a 'Double Bacon Cheeseburger value meal' on their > menu that my wife sometimes orders. They took it off the menu and > replaced > it with a 'Double Cheeseburger value meal' several years ago, but she > continued ordering it and never had a problem. One day she ordered the > Double Bacon Cheeseburger meal and the guy behind the counter said they > don't have that anymore...we exchanged glances and without a beat she says > "Ok, I'll have the Double Cheeseburger value meal with bacon"....the clerk > rang it up without ever realizing what just happened....we still laugh > about > it. > > -----Original Message----- > From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) > [mailto:[email protected]] On Behalf Of Pruitt, Christopher (Bank of > America Account) > Sent: Friday, February 26, 2010 6:37 AM > To: [email protected] > Subject: OT:Friday Humor > > Subject: FW: The Future for Laid off Employees > > After a company gets rid of all its bloated staff, this is what they will > have to choose from at their new Wal-Mart pay scales. > > ONE > Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu that you could have > an > order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. > I asked for a half dozen nuggets. > 'We don't have half dozen nuggets,' said the teenager at the counter. > 'You don't?' I replied. > 'We only have six, nine, or twelve,' was the reply. > 'So I can't order a half dozen nuggets, but I can order six?' > 'That's right.' > So I shook my head and ordered six McNuggets (Unbelievable but sadly > true...) > > TWO > I was checking out at the local Wal-Mart with just a few items and the > lady > behind me put her things on the belt close to mine.. I picked up one of > those 'dividers' that they keep by the cash register and placed it between > our things so they wouldn't get mixed. > After the girl had scanned all of my items, she picked up the 'divider', > looking it all over for the bar code so she could scan it. > Not finding the bar code, she said to me, 'Do you know how much this is?' > I said to her 'I've changed my mind; I don't think I'll buy that today.' > She said 'OK,' and I paid her for the things and left. > She had no clue to what had just happened. > > THREE > A woman at work was seen putting a credit card into her floppy drive and > pulling it out very quickly. > When I inquired as to what she was doing, she said she was shopping on the > Internet and they kept asking for a credit card number, so she was using > the > ATM 'thingy.' > (keep shuddering!!) > > FOUR > I recently saw a distraught young lady weeping beside her car. 'Do you > need > some help?' 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