Kelly....which OU????? On Mon, Apr 25, 2011 at 9:14 AM, Kelly Deaver <[email protected]>wrote:
> ** > When I went to work in the OU Engineering college back in 1992 they > 'issued' me a set of Engineer and Lawyer jokes. (Did you know they are > natural enemies?) These were in the Engineer set :) Good memory to read > them again. > > Kelly Deaver > L-3 Stratis / FAA Contractor > [email protected] (ARSlist mail) > [email protected] (Business mail) > > > > -------- Original Message -------- > Subject: Friday Humor - Understanding Engineers > From: Robert Dalton <[email protected]> > Date: Fri, April 22, 2011 6:39 pm > To: [email protected] > > Is It possible to understand Engineers? Where there's a will, there's a > way.... > > Understanding Engineers #1 > Two engineering students were biking across a university campus when one > said, "Where did you get such a great bike?" The second engineer replied, > "Well, I was walking along yesterday, minding my own business, when a > beautiful woman rode up on this bike, threw it to the ground, took off all > her clothes and said, "Take what you want." > > The first engineer nodded approvingly and said, "Good choice, The clothes > probably wouldn't have fit you anyway." > > > Understanding Engineers #2 > To the optimist, the glass is half-full. To the pessimist, the glass is > half-empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be. > > > Understanding Engineers #3 > A priest, an ophthalmologist, and an engineer were golfing one morning > behind a particularly slow group of golfers. The engineer fumed, "What's > with those guys? We must have been waiting for fifteen minutes!" The doctor > chimed in, "I don't know, but I've never seen such inept golf!" The priest > said, "Here comes the greens keeper. Let's have a word with him." > > He said, "Hello, George. What's wrong with that group ahead of us? > They're rather slow, aren't they?" The greens keeper replied, "Oh, yes. > That's a group of blind firemen. > They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year, so we let > them play for free anytime." > > The group fell silent for a moment. Then the priest said, "That's so sad. I > think I'll say a special prayer for them." The ophthalmologist added, "Good > idea. And maybe I could examine them to see if there's anything I can do for > them." They were silent for a moment. Then the engineer said, "Why can't > they play at night?" > > > Understanding Engineers #4 > What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers? > Mechanical engineers build weapons. > Civil engineers build targets. > > > Understanding Engineers #5 > The graduate with a science degree asks, "Why does it work?" > The graduate with an engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" > The graduate with accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" > The graduate with an arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?" > > > Understanding Engineers #6 > Normal people believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it. > Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features > yet. > > > Understanding Engineers #7 > An engineer was crossing a road one day, when a frog called out to him and > said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess." He bent over, > picked up the frog, and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and > said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn back into a beautiful princess and stay > with you for one week." The engineer took the frog out of his pocket, smiled > at it and returned it to the pocket. > > The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, > I'll stay with you for one week and do anything you want." Again, the > engineer took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket. > > Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful > princess and that I'll stay with you for one week and do anything you want. > Why won't you kiss me?" > > The engineer said, "Look, I'm a busy engineer. > I don't have time for a girlfriend. But a talking frog, now that's cool!" > > > _______________________________________________________________________________ > UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org > attend wwrug11 www.wwrug.com ARSList: "Where the Answers Are" > > _attend WWRUG11 www.wwrug.com ARSlist: "Where the Answers Are"_ -- Warren R. Baltimore II Remedy Developer 410-533-5367 _______________________________________________________________________________ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug11 www.wwrug.com ARSList: "Where the Answers Are"
