That was hilarious, And Happy Thanksgiving to all of you too!
On 11/21/07, Dilip/Dil Deka <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > Happy Thanksgiving, guys. > =================================================== > > The Parrot and Behavior Modification > > A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad > attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's > mouth was rude, obnoxious, and laced with profanity. John tried and > tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite > words, playing soft music, and anything else he could think of to "clean > > up" the bird's vocabulary. > > Finally, John was fed up, and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled > > back. John shook the parrot, and the parrot got angrier and even ruder. > John, in desperation, threw up his hands, grabbed the bird, and put him > in the freezer. > > For a few minutes, the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed. Then > suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a minute. > Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the door to the > freezer. > > The parrot calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched arms and said to > John, "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and > actions. I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions > and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and > unforgivable behavior." > > John was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude. Just as he was > about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his > behavior, the bird continued, "May I ask what the turkey did?" > > HAPPY THANKSGIVING! > > > _______________________________________________ > assam mailing list > [email protected] > http://assamnet.org/mailman/listinfo/assam_assamnet.org > >
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