Happy Thanksgiving to All!!
OK, here is another one ----
Home for Thanksgiving
An elderly man in Phoenix calls his son in New York and says, "I hate to ruin
your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing;
forty-five years of misery is enough."
"Pop, what are you talking about?" the son screams.
"We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the old man says. "We're
sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister
in Chicago and tell her," and he hangs up.
Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. "Like hell
they're getting divorced," she shouts, "I'll take care of this."
She calls Phoenix immediately, and screams at the old man, "You are NOT getting
divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother
back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU
HEAR ME?" and hangs up.The old man hangs up his phone, too, and turns to his
wife.
"Okay," he says, "they're coming for Thanksgiving. Now what do we tell them for
Christmas?"
Courtesy: Jokes4U. (www.jokes.net)
"God! Put Back Thy Universe and Give Me Yesterday"
- Henry Arthur Jones
“In order to make spiritual progress you must be patient like a tree and humble
like a blade of grass”
- Lakshmana
Date: Wed, 21 Nov 2007 19:26:50 -0800From: [EMAIL PROTECTED]: [EMAIL
PROTECTED]: [Assam] Happy Thanksgiving
Happy Thanksgiving, guys.
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The Parrot and Behavior ModificationA young man named John received a parrot as
a gift. The parrot had a badattitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word
out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious, and laced with profanity. John
tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only
polite words, playing soft music, and anything else he could think of to
"cleanup" the bird's vocabulary. Finally, John was fed up, and he yelled at
the parrot. The parrot yelledback. John shook the parrot, and the parrot got
angrier and even ruder. John, in desperation, threw up his hands, grabbed the
bird, and put him in the freezer. For a few minutes, the parrot squawked and
kicked and screamed. Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard
for over a minute. Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the
door to the freezer. The parrot calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched
arms and said to John, "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language
and actions. I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressionsand I
fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable
behavior." John was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude. Just as he
was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his
behavior, the bird continued, "May I ask what the turkey did?" HAPPY
THANKSGIVING!
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