You are BAAAD! :-)
At 12:39 PM -0700 3/23/08, Dilip/Dil Deka wrote: >Enjoy!! > > A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She >started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks they're stupid, >stand up!" > >After a few seconds, Little Davie stood up. The teacher said, "Do >you >think you're stupid, Little Davie?" > >"No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!" > >************** > >Little Davie watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream >on her >face. "Why do you do that, mommy?" he asked. > >"To make myself beautiful," said his mother, who then began removing >the >cream with a tissue. > >"What's the matter?" asked Little Davie. "Giving up?" > >*************** > >A Sunday School teacher of preschoolers was concerned that his >students >might be a little confused about Jesus Christ because of the >Christmas >season emphasis on His birth. He wanted to make sure they understood >that >the birth of Jesus occurred a long time ago, that He grew up, etc. >So he >asked his cl ass, "Where is Jesus today?" > >Steven raised his hand and said, "He's in heaven." > >Mary was called on and answered, "He's in my heart." > >Little Davie, waving his hand furiously, blurted out, "I know! I >know! >He's in our bathroom!" > >The teacher was completely at a loss for a few very long seconds. >Finally, he gathered his wits and asked Little Davie how he knew >this >Little Davie said, "Well.. every morning, my father gets up, bangs >on the >bathroom door, and yells, "Jesus Christ, are you still in there?!" > >**************** > >The math teacher saw that little Davie wasn't paying attention in >class. >She called on him and said, "Davie! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?" > >Little Davie quickly replied, "NBC, CBS, HBO and the Cartoon >Network!" > >*************** >Little Davie's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local >police station where they saw pictures tacked to a bulletin board of >the 10 >most wanted criminals. One of the youngsters pointed to a picture >and asked >if it really was the photo of a wanted person. > >"Yes," said the policeman. "The detectives want very badly to >capture >him." > >Little Davie asked, "Why didn't you keep him when you took his >picture?" > >*************** > >Little Davie attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as >his >father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the >horse's >legs, rump, and chest. After a few minutes, Davie asked, "Dad, why >are you >doing that?" > >His father replied, "Because when I'm buying horses, I have to make >sure >that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy." > >Davie, looking worried, said, "Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy >Mom." > >_______________________________________________ >assam mailing list >assam@assamnet.org >http://assamnet.org/mailman/listinfo/assam_assamnet.org _______________________________________________ assam mailing list assam@assamnet.org http://assamnet.org/mailman/listinfo/assam_assamnet.org
