really enjoyed them. santanoo
> Date: Sun, 23 Mar 2008 12:39:24 -0700> From: [EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: > [email protected]> Subject: [Assam] Little Davie> > Enjoy!!> > A new teacher > was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She> started her class by > saying, "Everyone who thinks they're stupid,> stand up!"> > After a few > seconds, Little Davie stood up. The teacher said, "Do> you> think you're > stupid, Little Davie?"> > "No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there > all by yourself!"> > **************> > Little Davie watched, fascinated, as > his mother smoothed cold cream> on her> face. "Why do you do that, mommy?" he > asked.> > "To make myself beautiful," said his mother, who then began > removing> the> cream with a tissue.> > "What's the matter?" asked Little > Davie. "Giving up?"> > ***************> > A Sunday School teacher of > preschoolers was concerned that his> students> might be a little confused > about Jesus Christ because of the> Christmas> season emphasis on His birth. > He wanted to make sure they understood> that> the birth of Jesus occurred a > long time ago, that He grew up, etc.> So he> asked his cl ass, "Where is > Jesus today?"> > Steven raised his hand and said, "He's in heaven."> > Mary > was called on and answered, "He's in my heart."> > Little Davie, waving his > hand furiously, blurted out, "I know! I> know!> He's in our bathroom!"> > The > teacher was completely at a loss for a few very long seconds.> Finally, he > gathered his wits and asked Little Davie how he knew> this> Little Davie > said, "Well.. every morning, my father gets up, bangs> on the> bathroom door, > and yells, "Jesus Christ, are you still in there?!"> > ****************> > > The math teacher saw that little Davie wasn't paying attention in> class.> > She called on him and said, "Davie! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?"> > > Little Davie quickly replied, "NBC, CBS, HBO and the Cartoon> Network!"> > > ***************> Little Davie's kindergarten class was on a field trip to > their local> police station where they saw pictures tacked to a bulletin > board of> the 10> most wanted criminals. One of the youngsters pointed to a > picture> and asked> if it really was the photo of a wanted person.> > "Yes," > said the policeman. "The detectives want very badly to> capture> him."> > > Little Davie asked, "Why didn't you keep him when you took his> picture?"> > > ***************> > Little Davie attended a horse auction with his father. He > watched as> his> father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and > down the> horse's> legs, rump, and chest. After a few minutes, Davie asked, > "Dad, why> are you> doing that?"> > His father replied, "Because when I'm > buying horses, I have to make> sure> that they are healthy and in good shape > before I buy."> > Davie, looking worried, said, "Dad, I think the UPS guy > wants to buy> Mom."> > _______________________________________________> assam > mailing list> [email protected]> > http://assamnet.org/mailman/listinfo/assam_assamnet.org _________________________________________________________________ Invite your mail contacts to join your friends list with Windows Live Spaces. It's easy! http://spaces.live.com/spacesapi.aspx?wx_action=create&wx_url=/friends.aspx&mkt=en-us _______________________________________________ assam mailing list [email protected] http://assamnet.org/mailman/listinfo/assam_assamnet.org
