Gosh people are taking it serously; I guess it is time for a little humor. Hillary is selling lot of books last few days. I thought this is the right time for this joke!
 
Bill, clocks and lies
Hillary dies and goes to Heaven where she meets St. Peter. She notices that there are clocks everywhere. She asks St. Peter why are there so many clocks here. St. Peter tells her that each clock represents a person on earth and that every time a person tells a lie the clock ticks off one-second. St. Peter explains that the one clock has never moved because it belonged to mother Theresa and she never told a lie her whole life. The next clock belonged to Abraham Lincoln and since he only told two lies his whole life, only two seconds had clicked. Blair and Bush's clocks are also clicking very fast right now.

Hillary asks, "Where is Bill's clock?" St. Peter says, "Bill's clock is upstairs in Jesus's office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."
 

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So you do understand when people try to make themselves look good, don't you?  But don't worry I was not totally trying to impress you, just blurted out things.

But don't get me wrong. It was not about the left-over money going to the next convention. That was least of my concern - in fact I thought that was the practical thing to do, instead of (like the tradition in some important places back home) dividing the money amongst the members and buying personal properties.

And don't worry, you have the advantage of your fake name - you can be blunt. But do you really need that in this case?



 

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Oops sorry; I take back my words. It was not a missed opportunity for ABS. Being an Assamese, I can understand all those push and pulls from the committee members. I guess unintentionally I am right citing those tides and waves.

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