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----- Original Message -----
From: Thomas Keats
Cc: TAUG
Sent: Friday, August 04, 2006 10:26 PM
Subject: Re: [on-asterisk] VoIP & Wireless - Antenna recommendation
Why do I see you in a little room, with agents running out yanking at their
hair as you try to sell them on a asterisk pbx for their agencies...? You would
walk out with all the contacts you need, and THEM surrendering ;)
(either that or charges of communistic activity cause asterisk takes the big
bucks away from the big boys?)
Did anyone else catch that news article about the Russian creator of the
AK-47 who claimed (paraphrased)
'My job was to create a efficient, cost effective weapon for the russian
forces, I only regret that it came to late for WWII.
The fact that it is now the weapon of choice among terrorists and street
gangs is not my fault, however I am not surprised they
find it an excellent value'
Thomas Keats
... its not paranoia if they ARE out to get you ...
Reza - Asterisk Enthusiast wrote:
Hey Jim:
I never considered it a sales strategy Jim. But now that you mentioned, I
think its a great idea and we need to team up! I see tremendous opportunities
to serve Military depts. in Canada and the USA. Sniper Assaults around
$15,000. Mortars at $15,000+ and rocket propelled grenades vs. inexpensive
Asterisk deployment. One is war and the other is peace.
We can serve government organizations and bomb squads the ability to give
them their own inexpensive phone systems for home & office use. Their phone
communications all encrypted - so that other spy agencies and terrorist
organizations around the world cannot eavesdrop on the CIA, FBI, RCMP, and so
on.
Also deploying Asterisk at community centres and training kids with lost
causes, to get them off the streets from selling hand guns going at $50 per
unit on the streets of New York. Maybe also deploy Asterisk & train folks on
Asterisk at Community Centres at areas near Jane & Finch which had a record
bust & sting operations few months ago to crack down guns, drugs and other
criminals probably engaged in terrorist activities.
Not necessarily do I support the actions of Home Land security, but I don't
mind an Asterisk consulting opportunity with them :).
Perhaps ventures & ideas for Universal Peace and zero TERRORIST activities
around the globe might get us greater recognition with the hope to deploy
Asterisk solutions. The sales strategies on Asterisk opportunities vs.
terrorist activities is more humble and non violent in nature.
I look forward to my next interrogation at the Canada/USA border when I
travel for business. I hope my interrogators will not be the contracted staff
by US government who engaged themselves in torture techniques. I also want to
make sure that the USA Government Staff understands and appreciates I'm just a
peace loving man, completely against terrorists and have a wife & kid to feed
and that I am against any form of violence and that a simple needle scare the
day lights out of me when visiting a hospital - so definitely guns and rifles
and sniper assaults is a big no no in my lifestyle. My involvement in
terrorism related matters is limited to watching CNN, BBC, CBC and other
documentaries. Ok... maybe I played a little DOOM in my early years.
If any of the government bodies want to extract info from me, all they need
to do is threaten me with a day or two prison time. Torture I guarantees you
will be an overkill for me. I'll probably break down if they just say Boo. So
I want to also assure the TAUG group that I prefer Star Bux & Second Cup vs.
some coffee from prison or jail. I want my coffee made fresh.
Jim, so next time I travel, please have a few of your "Asterisk, The future
of Telephony" signed & autographed as I suspect this time I'll be interrogated
for a good hour or two due to the nature of my e-mail and keywords in it, and
in that time frame I would also like to take the opportunity to educate these
trigger happy cowboys how productive Asterisk can be, and that they can talk to
their friends, family and girlfriends for free across the continents if they
deployed their own little Asterisk box. I have no doubt when they go through
my stuff they will want to ask me questions about what "Asterisk" is.
Cheers!
Reza.
>> I just did a google on Sniper Assault Rifles since I saw this
>> movie where this sniper shoots at a 3KM range (Effective). A
>> little research showed the
>> effective range on a sniper assault of 2KM distance is about
>> $15,000. (
>> Are we all in the wrong business?? )
>
> I've seen many telecom solutions go for much more.
>
>> Now that we have certain specific key words in the list - is
>> the RCMP, and the CIA and the FBI watching us? Heck wouldn't
>> be surprised if one of those government employees are in the
>> list... cuz they sure could save the tax payers a $hi+ load
>> of money using Asterisk vs. proprietary office telephone
>> equipment starting at 100K. -- needless to say consultant fees.
>
> I love the sales strategy!
>
> Send triggering words on a public mailing list; the feds will pick you up,
> and then when you're in the interrogation room casually ask "hey, you guys
> ever think about your telecom needs?".
>
> Jim
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