Re: huh?
Guys! OH no! you are talking of the wrong entity here. It was Yeshua not Yoshia who did those things. Let me tell you what I know of Yoshia.
Yoshia Santavargia Lethreaus Kehibstrih was actually the leader of the anticatsandsnakesandpopcorneatingtutrlesoftheworldbynomadicmadscientistsfrominsaniawhowereverymad gennecide, which occured about 463 years ago in the country of Insania. Yoshia, who was one of the phesiviboiladibasay faction of Insania, organised this gennecide for the soul purpose to get rid of the rattymonkeyjumperandies, an aleet group of hard core insane people who took a 31 day challenge to ingest 20 goblets of whisky throughout the day, in an effort to make these people forget everything they did after doing it--, --and the desired goal was achieved. Because they were so mentally incopacitated, all were locked in individual cages and stayed there for many years.
However, this is where Yoshia comes into play. As storoies from the past goes, there is
still some uncertainty. But the theory is, Yoshia, who was interested in chemestry, had ordered at least 3 tons of highly dangerous chemicals, and needed a place to store them that would be out of sight from the Phyzosycoriliac, the government that was in control of insania at the time.
Well, It is said that Yoshia used that lab as his wearhouse, putting his boxes of chemicals on the top of the cages since, well, the people wouldn't remember that.
The next day when he returned to the wearhouse, though, Yoshia saw that all but one carton of chemicals had spilled, and the delerious permadrunkards were slirping it all up. In a moment of rage and despair, Yoshia lit the chemicals on fire, and the fact that the fire was lit in a bone dry environment just allowed it to spread, engulfing over half the country and killing 40 million , um... popcorn eating turtles, snakes, and cats, because those were the only animals in insania besides the people who freaked out and r
an away.
Well, apparently Yoshia suddenly developed snake bights on his whole body, his eyes fell out with claw marks around the soccots, and so much popcorn appeared in his stomach that he inflated and fell dead instantly, projectile vommiting the popcorn as he did so.
So yeah. Yoshia is known for the gennecide that noone knows how to pronounce that is the reason that the country of Insania is haunted by 40 million angry animal spirits, he wasn't ever in the cult.
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