Gandhi wrote: 
> I have a surprisingly big amount of (former) collegues, who believe in
> crystal healing, astrology and such, and we all work in applied
> mathematical statistics.

You people might find it strange that quite a few of my collegues are
into New Age stuff. But you really have no idea just how strange. Let me
explain. My collegues have quite possibly the sharpest and most
skeptical minds of our time. You don’t believe me? Please find below the
transcribt from one of our coffee breaks, a week ago. (Yes, we do
that.)

A: What a splendid weather we had yesterday!
B: That's rather a bold statement. How can you be so sure?
C: Please define the geographical area and the exact time frame in
question.
D: How do you define "splendid"?
E: How do you define "weather"?
F: How do you two define "define"?
A: Ah, I took the liberty of quickly writing up a paper. <Hands out
papers.> For simplicity, I put most of the corollaries in appendix C,
all of the simulation results in appendix G and, as usual, the graphs in
appendix K.
B-F: <Skeptical mumbling.>
A: I suggest we meet at the next coffee break and discuss this more
thorougly.
B: Why do you call it "coffee break"? I'm having tea.
C: But you had coffee yesterday.
D-F: <Mumbling and turning of pages in yesterday's transcribt.> 
D: Yes... 
E: ...coffee...
F: ...yesterday.
A: Point taken. Perhaps it would be possible to reconvene at a later
time of your choosing, to discuss the validity of my opening statement,
should so occur.
B-F: <Skeptical mumbling.>
A: Anyway, I’d better get back to my office. Perhaps someone could point
me in the right direction?
B-F: <Outraged mumbling. Furious turning of pages in last month’s
transcribts.>
C: How could we possibly know with certainty where your office is
located?
B-F: <Distinctly aggressive mumbling.>
C: And by the way, are you, by any chance, wearing my glasses?
A: Please. You’ll have to be more specific. Are you referring to the
ones on my forehead, on my nose or in my hands?
C: Well, all seven pairs.
B: That’s rather a bold statement. How can you be so sure?
D: How do you define “rather”?

Here endeth the transcribt, as the transcriber had a nervous break-down.
Presumably. She hasn’t gotten an official diagnose yet. She’s still
laying on the floor. Twitching.



Best Regards,
Gandhi

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