ralphpnj wrote: > Now that gravitational waves have been detected how long before their > adverse effects on audio will be noted along a solution to repair those > adverse effects?
Appropriately the 'Real HD Audio blog of Mark Waldrep' (http://www.realhd-audio.com/?p=5574) had this pearl yesterday: "DH Labs introduces Gravitationally Compensated Audio Cables If the moons gravitational pull has the power to move entire oceans, imagine what it does to the tiny electrons traveling through your audio cables. In light of this, DH Labs has created the worlds first gravitationally compensated audio cables. By using proprietary electro-gyroscopic technology, DH Labs has defeated the laws of physics, and the results are spectacular. This new technology necessitates maintaining a double inventory, as all cables shipped to the southern hemisphere must have their conductor strands wound in the opposite direction. Price: $7000 per meter. Wait, theres more: To make the best even better, our Earth MFC (Magnetic Field Cancellation) option can be added for only $30,000. As the name implies, Earth MFC cancels the negative effects of the earths magnetic field, using precision calibrated magnetometers coupled to proprietary monitoring circuitry. The monitoring circuitry is necessary to maintain calibration should the planets magnetic poles ever reverse. The net effect of these revolutionary new technologies is the purest sound ever heard. (and yes, it is a joke) "To try to judge the real from the false will always be hard. In this fast-growing art of 'high fidelity' the quackery will bear a solid gilt edge that will fool many people" - Paul W Klipsch, 1953 ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Julf's Profile: http://forums.slimdevices.com/member.php?userid=42050 View this thread: http://forums.slimdevices.com/showthread.php?t=105189
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