Just as I predicted the first ripples of the newly measured gravitational waves are being felt in the world of high end audio.
Although the phenomena has yet to be formally named, I've already taken to calling the effect gravitational blur or blurring. This debilitating effect is the result of the harsh and near constant bombardment on all the various wires and cables in one's audio system by interstellar gravitational waves which causes the electrons in the wires to wildly fluctuate in their travel path, thus blurring their ability to transmit a pure electrical signal and hence adversely effecting the ability of one's audio system to reproduce sound with any degree of true fidelity. Now imagine the devastating effect these gravitational waves are having on wi-fi signals. Suffice it to say that it is well beyond the comprehension of anyone not fully versed in all aspects of quantum mechanics and relativity theory. Until a workable solution to this problem is found I very strongly suggest that all Squeezebox devices be connected via Ethernet (where the effects of gravitational waves, while still present, are not as severe) and not via wi-fi. However there is some good news! Now that this long hidden cause for all things bad in audio as been identified, several manufacturers are hard at work on a proprietary solution to this problem with the hope being that their solution will be the first to the marketplace and patent office. Not to be left behind, both Stereophile and The Absolute Sound are each planning on fully dedicating an upcoming issue to this grave issue. But sadly the issue of gravitational waves has yet to even be mentioned by a single US Presidential candidate so there is little hope that this vital issue will given the attention it so rightly deserves. I hope that all of my follow forum members will help to bring this serious issue into the public consciousness. Living Rm: Transporter-SimAudio pre/power amps-Vandersteen 3A Sign. & sub Home Theater: Touch-Marantz HTR-Energy Veritas 2.1 & Linn sub Computer Rm: Touch-Headroom Desktop w/DAC-Aragon amp-Energy Veritas 2.1 & Energy sub Bedroom: Touch-HR Desktop w/DAC-Audio Refinement amp-Energy Veritas 2.0 Guest Rm: Duet-Sony soundbar Garage: SB3-JVC compact system Controls: iPeng; SB Controller; Moose & Muso Server: LMS 7.9 on dedicated windows 10 computer w/2 Drobos 'Last.fm' (http://www.last.fm/user/jazzfann/) ------------------------------------------------------------------------ ralphpnj's Profile: http://forums.slimdevices.com/member.php?userid=10827 View this thread: http://forums.slimdevices.com/showthread.php?t=105189 _______________________________________________ audiophiles mailing list [email protected] http://lists.slimdevices.com/mailman/listinfo/audiophiles
