Has anyone told Ingo? He would probably quietly enjoy it… On 18/02/2013, at 12:24 PM, Adam Woolley wrote:
> Some light humour for a change, gliding related of course! You've probably > all heard of 'Chuck Norris' jokes, well the juniors have made Ingo Renner the > Chuck Norris of gliding - the first one is my favourite. Here's what we all > came up with, enjoy! > > > Ingo Renners alitude is always set to 00.00 HG. Ingo Renner is never under > pressure. > > Ingo Renner has never been set a task. "task" implies there is a challenge. > > Ingo Renner can out drink Michael Sommer... And fly further the next day > > When Ingo Renner says "nice cirrus" he is refering to the type cloud he has > thermalled to the base of > > When Ingo Renner thermals, his glider doesn't climb, he moves the earth down. > > Ingo Renner doesn't request clearance, Ingo Renner states intentions. > > Ingo Renner never lands in a cross wind. The wind would never dare to cross > Ingo Renner. > > Ingo Renner was told to ident, so the controller was greeted with a fist > coming out of his radar screen. > > Ingo Renner was once denied a clearance... once. > > Ingo Renner doesn't shoot approaches, he kills them! > > Ingo Renner always declares a task... one month in advance > > Ingo Renner can taste thermals before he feels them > > Spot tracker is yet to spot or track Ingo Renner > > Hijackers squawk 7500 when Ingo Renner is on board. > > Ingo renner does not release, the tug runs away scared. > > Ingo renners discus was custom made without ailerons, he chooses to climb > straight ahead. > > Ingo renner does not understand the term "netto". All he sees is 10knots up. > > The term "Polar" comes from the way Ingo Renner flies, Ice cold. > > Ingo Renner does not do annual checks, instructors are privileged to learn > from him. > > Ingo Renner once did a form 2 on a KA6. The result is called a Quintus. > > Ingo Renner doesn't buy winglets, he just stares down a wingtip until they > grow. > > Ingo Renner once thought he outlanded. Then realized he was just home. First. > Again. > > They once thought Ingo Renner came back for a relight.. They didn't realise > he had already finished the task. > > Hi. I'm Ingo. That is all. > > Ingo Renner once flew The space shuttle, from a winch launch, around an FAI > 1000km triangle. > > Ingo Renner doesn't follow Cu, Cu follow Ingo Renner > > Ingo Renner is always on final glide. > > Ingo Renner doesn't fly standard class, Ingo Renner flies awesome class. > > Ingo Renner needs a bigger continent to truly "max it out". > > Ingo Renner once flew a 1000km FAI Triangle in Europe, and never left the > country he started in. That country was Vatican City. > > The hardest thing about setting a record is coming up with something Ingo > Renner hasn't done yet. > > Ingo Renner doesn't fly McCready, Ingo Renner flies VNe > > Ingo Renner rigged a blanik in 5 minutes. > > Ingo Renner doesn't need an undercarriage... > > Ingo Renner doesn't tape his glider because all they have is thousand mile an > hour tape. > > Ingo Renner knows what every single knob, lever and handle in a kestrel does. > > Ingo Rennet dosent land after last light, the sun dosent set on Ingo Renner... > > Cat E circling approaches were invented for Ingo Renner > > Ingo Renner can thermal a PIK. In the rain. > > Ingo Renner doesn't need a pink shirt and cravat (Sunship game, Gleb) > > Ingo Renner dosent need to do a circuit - the runways align for Ingo Renner > > Ingo Renner doesn't find thermals, he looks at the ground till one appears > > Ingo Renners variometer doesn't have negative values. The air never dares to > sink on Ingo Renner's path. > > Ingo's only question about the weather, is wether or not to do 1000 or 1500 > > On a blue day Ingo is his own trigger source > > Ingo doesn't need an aerotow, he just winds his altimeter up > > "Keepit traffic, Ingo Renner is 400 mi to the SE inbound, 500 ft, final > glide. keepit..." > > > > _______________________________________________ > Aus-soaring mailing list > [email protected] > To check or change subscription details, visit: > http://lists.internode.on.net/mailman/listinfo/aus-soaring _______________________________________________ Aus-soaring mailing list [email protected] To check or change subscription details, visit: http://lists.internode.on.net/mailman/listinfo/aus-soaring
