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Ian Forrester wrote:
I can confirm, we do utter the word bit torrent now and then :)
However *only* in the following sentence structure using the subsequent
vocabulary:
$word1.."Bittorrent"..$word2
(if my C++ still works - unlikely)
In other words:
The value of $word1 always precedes "Bittorrent"
The value of $word2 always succeeds "Bittorrent"
#############################################
#### Possible values for $word1 include: ####
#############################################
"F****g"
"Scabby"
"Stingy"
"Miserish"
"Broke"
"Disrespectful"
"Dishonest"
"Untrustworthy"
"Underground"
"Law Breaking"
"Copyright Infringing"
"Stealing"
"Thieving"
"Criminally Inclined"
"Money Laundering"
"Identity Stealing"
"Virus Writing"
#############################################
#### Possible values for $word2 include: ####
#############################################
"Wastrels"
"Cheap Skate"
"Freeloaders"
"Freetards"
"Leechers"
"Knock Off Nigels"
"Piracy-Protection Circumventors"
"File Sharing Clique"
"Robbers"
"Thieves"
"Credit Card Fraudsters"
"Criminals"
"Communists"
"Hackers"
"Pirates"
"Cyber Terrorists"
#############################################
### Values including any of the following ###
#############################################
"Linux"
"GNU"
"Distro"
"Free Software"
"Open Source"
"Free Culture"
"Creative Commons"
"Defective By Design"
"Non-Realmedia"
"Non-Microsoft"
"Non-Adobe"
"Non-Flash"
"Gnash"
"DRM-Free"
"Open Standards"
#############################################
## Will cause Ashley Highfield to Segfault ##
#############################################
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