If you have an LHC recipe to share email dfine -at- monochrom.at
--Posted By David Fine to <http://www.monochrom.at/english/2008/10/lhc-cocktails.htm>monochrom at 10/17/2008 12:24:00 AM
CERN has delayed their particle collision tests a bit, but we are
still collecting LHC themed recipes. What better way to spend your
last night on earth before the LHC rips a hole in space-time?
"THE LAST ROMANCE" DESCRIPTION The relationship starts off sweet and
pleasant. But sweetness gives way to underlying desperation and
torment. It leaves you hurt and fucked up. Good thing the world is
ending. INSTRUCTIONS Pour 750 mL John Jameson Irish Whiskey into a
larger glass jar that can be sealed. Add one can of peaches, juice
and all. Take 6 Habanero peppers, slice them once, three quarters of
their length starting at the tip and add them to the mix. Close the
jar and allow the mixture to sit for 24 hours in a cool dark place.
Remove the peppers and plums. Place an unused coffee filter in a
siphon and use that to pour the liquid back into the Jameson bottle;
be careful not to overfill. Serve the remaining liquid over ice (as
cold as the scourge's heart) and reminisce about lost love as you
watch the end of the world.
