BANANA: private letter to GG

[Mark Forsyth]

Captain Grosscanard

Sir, 

No doubt you are aware of the problems that you are causing with your letters
back home. While at the front I would appreciate it if you would cease your
character assassination on Brigadier de Mylcandonai. We are at the front to
fight the enemy not amongst ourselves. When we are all back in Paris by all
means continue your attack with the pen as well as the sword. 

Colonel de Wich,