"Sir? Major d'Alembert?"
"What IS it, Gerard? Can't you see I'm trying to get some shleep? This
brandy is purely meshidinal!"
"These flowers just arrived for you sir. Um...the note says 'Condolences to
the family on the death of Major d'Alembert'..."
"WHAT? Help! Ashashash...how do I stop saying that word? HIRED KILLERSH!"
"Nono, I think it refers to your duel last month, Major. The note is signed
by a BBG Inzabox."
"The cad! He thinks he can nearly chopoffmyleg, then hire someone to kill
me??"
"Er...I suspect that he thinks he _already_ killed you, sir."
"Hah! Well in that case, 'm glad to prove 'm wrong. I'll write back to him
'n' say something witty...hmmm...'Reports of my death have been greatly
exaggerated'. That'll do."
"Very good sir. Ha ha. Extremely witty."
<OOC: Due to my endurance being reduced to -1 in one blow, Greg intervened
and a reprint of the duel reported me as 'nearly killed'. This i) saved me
from starting another PC, and ii) saved JI from a murder charge. Just to
explain the confusion.> Short duel: CL-P-CL
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