Aide: "General? Sorry to disturb you but this is important"
BLG Inzabox looks up with a sigh, "Yes Captain? What is it this time?
Aide: "It is about the flowers for Major d'Alembert's"
Inzabox: "What? They haven't been sent yet?"
Aide: "Sir, they were sent as you ordered. But, umm, well, Major d'Alembert
sent them back and said better luck next time."
Inzabox: "The bugger is alive? You are kidding me! He was bleeding like a
stuck pig last I saw him and even smelling salts wouldn't revive him."
Aide: "After you left his Aide provided the needed reviver. He produced a
flask of the major's favorite brandy and he woke right up."
Inzabox: "Well that is rather embarrassing. Have someone but a better edge
on my Zweihander. I'd hate to be embarrassed like this again."
OOC: I didn't get the second message saying you were still alive. I guess I
was too busy with Laurel.
Addendum to rules for rapiers engaging Zweihander. Note 1) Never close when
the other person is swinging his weapon. Of course this is complicated by
the fact that you HAVE to close on someone using a Zweihander in order for
you to strike. :')
