Capatain Franc en Pense, recently returned from to Paris from the front
wishes to warn all combatants of a particularly virile strain of "The
English Disease " which appears to be circulating among the ladies
following our units there. The treatment proposed by our batallion
surgeon of radical cautery is even more painful than the disease.
When venturing to their habitat, be prepared to protect your member
with a stout eelskin.
Franc en Pense, QOC
