Banana Press: Last Will and testament of Franc en Pense

[Gregory Rick]

16 Mai, 1671   To my family solicitor  Rascale d'Asp:     My dear friend, I send to you instructions on the disposition of my property should I fall victim in the upcoming campaign. I have had an ill omen this evening while deciding to appeal to His Majesty my sentence in the recent dueling death of MyZr. I intend this to be my instruction to you being of sound mind and under no coecion. To my new friend Oeufs Brouilles, I leave my saber with the katana blade. I have never seen him engage in a regimental duel and feel he may very appropriaely wield it in combat.     My current monetary assests exceed 1800 Cr. and i wish tham divided as follows:     !00 Cr each to Marquis X11; X8, X1, X5, X12, X3, and HSe       200 Cr each to X6, X7, X4, X2, and X9 Any remainder is to be made available to offset costs of my funeral.                                                                                         Besr wishes to all:                                                                                       Franc en Pense, LtCol QOC                   Witness:                   Louis de Lettres, Regimental clerk, QOC   OOC: This is the witnessed second message reported sent by FeP by soldiers round the campfire last month.