Alain,

The mere fact that you have been challenged is what lead me to believe that
Fat Duck will finally shut his pie hole...  When I was growing up, I was
told to never back down from a challenge, even if the opponent was unworthy
of such an honour.  If you are so certain that he will forget, what harm
would there be in accepting?  If he shows up, bleed him.  If he refrains
then it is again proven what a whelp he truly is.  As for sullying your
swords, I'm sure even the dirtiest of spoons is too much for him.  Besides,
imagine how great it would be to wipe Fat Duck's blood from your blade?
Gives me chills...

Yours turly,

-Diego

PS. Do you want to give GG the satisfaction that you have declined to fight
him?  We'd never hear the end of it...

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