Mason: Patron! Patron! I am so happy!! [Smothers the Patron in kisses in the true Gallic fashion which would leave a Scandinavian aghast] Master Mason: Control yourself, Jacques. Whatever has gotten into you? Mason: A Royal Commission at last! I know only too well how many years you've been waiting for this! [Smothers Patron in more kisses] Master Mason: *What* Royal Commission? Whatever are you talking about? Mason: Why, the one the apprentice just gave me the specifications for! The coat of arms with "L'Etat, C'est Moi" emblazoned underneath! Everyone *knows* that this is a favourite motto of the King!!! Master Mason: Don't get too excited, Jacques. Duc Senior has adopted it as his family motto also... Mason: Duc Senior!!! Why, even better!!!! [Smothers Patron in more kisses]