To: His Majesty the King
From: Guillaume Grosscanard
 
Your Majesty,
 
I understand that Alain de Mylcandonai is advancing his cause as a prospective Minister of State, and that he claims that he will bring a new perspective to the post.
 
When considering his application, I hope that Your Majesty realises that the reason that Mylcandonai's perspective will be fresh is that it will, as ever, from up his own arse.
 
Grosscanard

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