To: His Majesty the King
From: Guillaume Grosscanard
 
Your Majesty,
 
I notice that once again, the position of Commissioner of Public Safety is open.
 
I would like to apply for the position.
 
I will not bore you with a lengthy justification, but will simply point out that a) while occupying the post I will not dissemble as to my virtue and incorruptibility, but will simply make it clear to all what they need to do to avoid arrest b) I shall have no problems in fulfilling my quota of arrests - I already have a couple of candidates in mind.
 
Grosscanard
 
[OOC: GG applies CoPS]

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