Sir I have read your letter with interest and will seriously consider your application. I am sure however that you are aware of the army restructuring, and due to this there may be a delay in processing your application. I hope to give you a more solid responce in a few days.
Lt. General le Duc Sam d'Wich, OC 2nd Division [OOC - I will appoint you but my post as Division commander runs out this month so the order may fail depending upon the order or execution. If however I cannot appoint you and I get a new Division Commanders post then I will appoint you next month] ----- Original Message ----- From: "Tim Meyen" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: "Banana List" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Wednesday, October 24, 2001 3:00 AM Subject: Banana: MM to SdW > For the attention of M. le Duc Sam d'Wich. > > Please consider this my application for the post of Divisional Adjutant > to the Second Division - the post formerly held by the esteemed > Chevalier Phil Neil de Zaster. It seems customary in these letters to > dwell at length on one's achievements - I will not bore your Grace with > such tedium. Suffice to say that of all men in France, I am ideal for > this appointment, for reasons of innate talent. As a child I was > accidentally dropped from a carriage and suckled by wolves until > recovered by my doting parents. That such early sustenance instils > ferocity and military prowess is well-known and widely documented. > Later I made a habit of hanging upside-down from the rafters, as I have > read is common among the Chinese, the which process had the remarkable > effect lending me astute powers of hyper-observation surpassing those of > common men. An unwillingness to squander such gifts on anything less > than the glory of France led me to a military career. I most sincerely > hope that your swift perusal of my exemplary record will convince you of > the verity of my assertions. > > With the very best regards, > > Marin Moreau > [OOC MM Apply Second_Division_Adjutant] >
