Hi, Here is the log of the chatroom at http://farsides.com/chat/ (or irc://irc.freenode.net/#farsides) for the 2011-03-02.
2011-03-02 13:30:49+0000 Tartaruga_Feliz (Tartaruga_Feliz) is now online 2011-03-02 13:30:49+0000 antoviaque2 (antoviaque2) is now online 2011-03-02 13:30:49+0000 antoviaque (antoviaque) is now online 2011-03-02 13:31:49+0000 <antoviaque> eve__: hello 2011-03-02 13:31:49+0000 <eve> yo 2011-03-02 13:31:59+0000 <antoviaque> eve__: help 2011-03-02 13:31:59+0000 <eve> antoviaque: I can help you with: looking things up, remembering things, delivering messages, decisions, games, monitoring things, browsing the internet, conversions, silly fun stuff, calculations, system administration, software development and south african stuff. 2011-03-02 13:32:22+0000 <antoviaque> eve__: remembering things 2011-03-02 13:32:22+0000 <eve> antoviaque: *blink* 2011-03-02 13:32:33+0000 <antoviaque> eve__: help remembering things 2011-03-02 13:32:33+0000 <eve> antoviaque: What? 2011-03-02 13:32:43+0000 <antoviaque> eve__: help me with remembering things 2011-03-02 13:32:43+0000 <eve> antoviaque: I use the following features for remembering things: factoid, karma, meeting, memo and seen 2011-03-02 13:33:13+0000 <Tartaruga_Feliz> who's eve? 2011-03-02 13:33:14+0000 <Tartaruga_Feliz> hahahahaahha 2011-03-02 13:33:37+0000 <antoviaque> she has escaped from the game, it's the sister of EagleOne :D 2011-03-02 13:33:47+0000 <Tartaruga_Feliz> we're doomed. 2011-03-02 13:35:27+0000 <antoviaque> how do I use factoid 2011-03-02 13:35:39+0000 <antoviaque> eve__: how do I use factoid 2011-03-02 13:35:39+0000 <eve> antoviaque: Factoids are arbitrary pieces of information stored by a key. Factoids beginning with a command such as "<action>" or "<reply>" will supress the "name verb value" output. Search and replace functions won't use real regexs unless appended with the 'r' flag. 2011-03-02 13:36:52+0000 <antoviaque> how do i use karma 2011-03-02 13:36:58+0000 <antoviaque> eve__: how do i use karma 2011-03-02 13:36:58+0000 <eve> antoviaque: Keeps track of karma for people and things. You can use it like this: 2011-03-02 13:37:39+0000 <antoviaque> eve__: antoviaque2 ++ 2011-03-02 13:39:23+0000 <antoviaque> eve__: how do I use meeting 2011-03-02 13:39:23+0000 <eve> antoviaque: Take minutes of an IRC Meeting. You can use it like this: 2011-03-02 13:39:57+0000 <antoviaque> eve__: start meeting about Test 2011-03-02 13:39:57+0000 * eve gets out his memo-pad and cracks his knuckles 2011-03-02 13:40:09+0000 <antoviaque> I am Xavier 2011-03-02 13:40:20+0000 <antoviaque> topic Testing eve 2011-03-02 13:40:45+0000 <antoviaque> eve__: idea Testing more of this bot 2011-03-02 13:40:45+0000 <eve> Idea recorded: Testing more of this bot 2011-03-02 13:40:57+0000 <antoviaque> eve__: topic Testing eve 2011-03-02 13:40:57+0000 <eve> Current Topic: Testing eve 2011-03-02 13:41:13+0000 <antoviaque> eve__: minutes so far 2011-03-02 13:41:13+0000 <eve> Minutes available at http://paste.pocoo.org/show/346931 2011-03-02 13:42:21+0000 <antoviaque> eve__: end meeting 2011-03-02 13:42:22+0000 <eve> Meeting Ended 2011-03-02 13:42:22+0000 <eve> Minutes available at http://paste.pocoo.org/show/346932 2011-03-02 13:43:20+0000 tartarugafeliz (tartarugafeliz) is now online 2011-03-02 13:43:37+0000 <antoviaque> kjdsahkjsahjsa 2011-03-02 13:43:46+0000 <antoviaque> tartarugafeliz: test 2011-03-02 13:46:14+0000 <antoviaque> tartarugafeliz: test 2011-03-02 13:46:43+0000 <tartarugafeliz> hello 2011-03-02 13:46:52+0000 <antoviaque> tartarugafeliz: test 2011-03-02 13:47:02+0000 <antoviaque> tartarugafeliz: test2 2011-03-02 13:47:06+0000 <antoviaque> sdfsfd 2011-03-02 13:49:07+0000 <antoviaque> tartarugafeliz: test 2011-03-02 13:50:53+0000 tartarugafeliz (tartarugafeliz) is now online 2011-03-02 13:52:51+0000 <antoviaque> eve__: how do i use seen 2011-03-02 13:52:51+0000 <eve> antoviaque: Records when people were last seen. You can use it like this: 2011-03-02 13:52:59+0000 <antoviaque> eve__: seen tartarugafeliz 2011-03-02 13:52:59+0000 <eve> antoviaque: tartarugafeliz was last seen 6 minutes and 16 seconds ago in #farsides on freenode [2011-03-02 13:46:43 UTC], and has been online on freenode since 2011-03-02 13:50:53 UTC 2011-03-02 13:53:41+0000 <antoviaque> how do i use memo 2011-03-02 13:53:46+0000 <antoviaque> eve__: how do i use memo 2011-03-02 13:53:46+0000 <eve> antoviaque: Keeps messages for people. You can use it like this: 2011-03-02 13:54:24+0000 <antoviaque> eve__: help me with delivering messages 2011-03-02 13:54:24+0000 <eve> antoviaque: I use the following features for delivering messages: memo and summon 2011-03-02 13:54:37+0000 <antoviaque> eve__: how do i use summon 2011-03-02 13:54:37+0000 <eve> antoviaque: Get the attention of a person via different source. You can use it like this: 2011-03-02 13:55:40+0000 <antoviaque> eve: help me with monitoring things 2011-03-02 13:55:40+0000 <eve> antoviaque: I use the following features for monitoring things: coffee, http, icecast and meeting 2011-03-02 13:55:53+0000 <antoviaque> eve__: how do i use coffee 2011-03-02 13:55:53+0000 <eve> antoviaque: Times coffee brewing and reserves cups for people. You can use it like this: 2011-03-02 13:56:04+0000 <antoviaque> eve__: coffee please 2011-03-02 13:56:04+0000 <eve> antoviaque: There isn't a pot on 2011-03-02 13:56:21+0000 <antoviaque> eve__: coffee on 2011-03-02 13:56:21+0000 * eve puts the kettle on 2011-03-02 13:56:30+0000 <antoviaque> eve__: coffee please 2011-03-02 13:56:30+0000 <eve> antoviaque: Now now, we don't want anyone getting caffeine overdoses 2011-03-02 13:57:13+0000 <antoviaque> eve__: how do i use http 2011-03-02 13:57:14+0000 <eve> antoviaque: Tests if an HTTP site is up and retrieves HTTP URLs. You can use it like this: 2011-03-02 13:57:41+0000 <antoviaque> eve__: is http://google.com up 2011-03-02 13:57:41+0000 <eve> antoviaque: Yes, http://google.com is up 2011-03-02 14:01:30+0000 <antoviaque> eve__: coffee please 2011-03-02 14:01:30+0000 <eve> antoviaque: There isn't a pot on 2011-03-02 14:07:20+0000 tartarugafeliz (tartarugafeliz) is now online 2011-03-02 14:07:20+0000 antoviaque2 (antoviaque2) is now online 2011-03-02 14:07:20+0000 antoviaque (antoviaque) is now online 2011-03-02 14:10:31+0000 Alex______ (Alex______) is now online 2011-03-02 14:13:49+0000 * Alex______ slaps Alex______ around a bit with a large fishbot 2011-03-02 15:02:08+0000 <antoviaque> eve__: help 2011-03-02 15:02:08+0000 <eve> antoviaque: I can help you with: looking things up, remembering things, delivering messages, decisions, games, monitoring things, browsing the internet, conversions, silly fun stuff, calculations, system administration, software development and south african stuff. 2011-03-02 15:02:22+0000 <antoviaque> eve__: help me with monitoring things 2011-03-02 15:02:22+0000 <eve> antoviaque: I use the following features for monitoring things: coffee, http, icecast and meeting 2011-03-02 15:08:43+0000 <antoviaque> how do i use http 2011-03-02 15:08:49+0000 <antoviaque> eve__: how do i use http 2011-03-02 15:08:49+0000 <eve> antoviaque: Tests if an HTTP site is up and retrieves HTTP URLs. You can use it like this: 2011-03-02 15:09:10+0000 <antoviaque> eve__: help me with browsing the internet 2011-03-02 15:09:10+0000 <eve> antoviaque: I use the following features for browsing the internet: bash, bible, feeds, fml, google, imdb, lastfm, lotto, microblog, mlia, oeis, rfc, tfln, tinyurl, translate, tvshow, weather and youtube 2011-03-02 15:09:23+0000 <antoviaque> how do i use feeds 2011-03-02 15:09:32+0000 <antoviaque> eve__: how do i use feeds 2011-03-02 15:09:32+0000 <eve> antoviaque: Displays articles from RSS and Atom feeds. You can use it like this: 2011-03-02 15:12:03+0000 <antoviaque> eve__: add feed http://feeds.launchpad.net/hackit/revisions.atom as hackit-code 2011-03-02 15:12:03+0000 <eve> antoviaque: Yessir 2011-03-02 15:12:59+0000 <antoviaque> eve__: poll hackit-code feed notify atrum on irc 2011-03-02 15:12:59+0000 <eve> antoviaque: Done 2011-03-02 15:13:21+0000 <antoviaque> eve__: poll hackit-code feed notify #farsides on irc 2011-03-02 15:13:21+0000 <eve> antoviaque: Alrighty 2011-03-02 15:16:13+0000 <antoviaque> eve__: list feeds 2011-03-02 15:16:13+0000 <eve> antoviaque: I know about: hackit-code (Notify #farsides on irc) 2011-03-02 15:19:28+0000 <antoviaque> eve__: how do i use bash 2011-03-02 15:19:28+0000 <eve> antoviaque: Retrieve quotes from bash.org. You can use it like this: 2011-03-02 15:19:34+0000 <antoviaque> eve__: bash 2011-03-02 15:19:35+0000 <eve> antoviaque: #289: 2011-03-02 15:19:47+0000 <antoviaque> eve__: bash 2011-03-02 15:19:47+0000 <eve> antoviaque: #189: 2011-03-02 15:20:42+0000 <antoviaque> eve__: how do i use fml 2011-03-02 15:20:42+0000 <eve> antoviaque: Retrieves quotes from fmylife.com. You can use it like this: 2011-03-02 15:20:54+0000 <antoviaque> eve__: fml 2011-03-02 15:20:55+0000 <eve> antoviaque: Today, I finally figured out who has been stalking me for the past 5 months. And we're related. FML 2011-03-02 15:21:18+0000 <antoviaque> eve__: how do i use google 2011-03-02 15:21:18+0000 <eve> antoviaque: Retrieves results from Google and Google Calculator. You can use it like this: 2011-03-02 15:21:36+0000 <antoviaque> eve__: gcalc 3200/12 2011-03-02 15:21:38+0000 <eve> antoviaque: 3200 / 12 = 266.666667 2011-03-02 15:21:53+0000 <antoviaque> eve__: google farsides 2011-03-02 15:21:53+0000 <eve> antoviaque: "Main Page - Farsides" http://farsides.com/ :: "Sofine's Favorite FarSides" http://sofinesjoyfulmoments.com/humor/farsides.htm :: "The Far Side - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia" http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Far_Side :: "Gary Larson's The Far Side®" http://www.thefarside.com/ :: "Google Answers: Far Sides Comics Strip Date" http://answers.google.com/answers/threadview/id/586524.html :: "New Observations to Shed Light on Moon Mystery | Space.com" http://www.space.com/5082-observations-shed-light-moon-mystery.html :: "Lunar Far Side's South Pole-Aitken Basin | Geology.com" http://geology.com/news/2010/lunar-far-sides-south-pole-aitken-basin.shtml :: "HowStuffWorks "Far Sides and Moon Phases"" http://science.howstuffworks.com/dark-side-of-moon2.htm 2011-03-02 15:22:35+0000 <antoviaque> eve__: how do i use imdb 2011-03-02 15:22:35+0000 <eve> antoviaque: Looks up movies on IMDB.com. You can use it like this: 2011-03-02 15:23:23+0000 <antoviaque> eve__: imdb search person keanu reeves 2011-03-02 15:23:28+0000 <eve> antoviaque: Found 0000206: Keanu Reeves - IMDb. . One of the most inscrutable actors to ever hit it big, Keanu Reeves has been by turns adored, reviled, and grudgingly respected by the movie-going public. As the controversy over his talent rages on, his career choices and paychecks show him inching toward A-list status. Reeves, whose first name means "cool breeze over the mountains" in Hawaiian, was born in Beirut, Lebanon in 1964. His mother, Patricia, was a showgirl; his father, Samuel Nowlin Reeves, a geologist. After their marriage dissolved, Keanu moved with his mother and younger sister Kim to New York City, then Toronto. Stepfather #1 was Paul Aaron, a stage and film director - he and Patricia divorced within a year, after which she went on to marry (and divorce) rock promoter Robert Miller and hair salon owner Jack Bond. Reeves never reconnected with his biological father, who is now in prison on charges of cocaine possession. In high sc hool, Reeves was lukewarm toward academics but took a keen interest in ice hockey (as team goalie, he earned the nickname "The Wall") and drama. He eventually dropped out of school to pursue an acting career. After a few stage gigs and a handful of made-for-TV movies, he scored a supporting role in the Rob Lowe hockey flick Youngblood (1986), which was filmed in Canada. Shortly after the production wrapped, Reeves packed his bags and headed for Hollywood. Reeves popped up on critics' radar with his performance in the dark adolescent drama River's Edge (1986), but his first popular success was the role of totally rad dude Ted Logan in Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure (1989). The wacky time-travel movie became something of a cultural phenomenon, and audiences would forever confuse Reeves's real-life persona with that of his doofy on-screen counterpart. Over the next few years, Reeves tried to shake the Ted stigma with a series of highbrow projects. He played a slumming rich bo y opposite River Phoenix's narcoleptic male hustler in My Own Private Idaho (1991), an unlucky lawyer who stumbles into the vampire's lair in Dracula (1992), and Shakespearean party-pooper Don Jon in Much Ado About Nothing (1993). In 1994, the understated actor became a big-budget action star with the release of Speed (1994/I). Its success heralded an era of five years in which Reeves would alternate between largely unwatched small films, like Feeling Minnesota (1996) and The Last Time I Committed Suicide (1997), and unwatched big films like Johnny Mnemonic (1995) and Chain Reaction (1996). After all this Reeves did the unthinkable and passed on the Speed sequel, but he struck box-office gold again a few years later with the Wachowski brothers' cyberadventure The Matrix (1999). Despite his deadpan delivery style and reputation as an oaf, Reeves continues to reel in choice roles and fat paychecks. Whatever he knows, he's not telling the public--his self-deprecating interview tactics and mysterious private life provide little insight into his artistry. As far as Reeves is concerned, it seems, he's just a regular guy who rides a motorcycle, plays in a band (Dogstar), and shows up every now and then for a movie shoot.::IMDb Editors 2011-03-02 15:24:08+0000 <antoviaque> eve__: imdb blakc hawk down 2011-03-02 15:24:09+0000 <eve> antoviaque: Found >20 matches: 1: Black Hawk Down (2001), 2: The True Story of Blackhawk Down (2003) (TV), 3: The Essence of Combat: Making 'Black Hawk Down' (2002) (V), 4: Delta Force: Black Hawk Down (2003) (VG), 5: Black Hawk Waltz: Tales of a Rocky Mountain Town (1997), 6: Black & Gold & Orange: The Story of the 2009 Iowa Hawkeyes (2010) (V), 7: Down Came a Blackbird (1995) (TV), 8: Mutiny on the Blackhawk (1939), 9: Black Man Down (1996), 10: Lincoln and Black Hawk (2005), 11: Never Back Down (2008), 12: Black Dawn (2005) (V), 13: La coda dello scorpione (1971), 14: Banished: How Whites Drove Blacks Out of Town in America (2006), 15: Black Dawn (1997), 16: Christina Aguilera: Back to Basics - Live and Down Under (2008) (V), 17: Dawn to Dawn (1933), 18: Down That Road and Back (2000), 19: Hawkwind: The Chronicle of the Black Sword (1985) (V), 20: Il pirata dello sparviero nero (1958) 2011-03-02 15:24:20+0000 <antoviaque> eve__: imdb black hawk down 2011-03-02 15:24:21+0000 <eve> antoviaque: Found >20 matches: 1: Black Hawk Down (2001), 2: The True Story of Blackhawk Down (2003) (TV), 3: The Essence of Combat: Making 'Black Hawk Down' (2002) (V), 4: Delta Force: Black Hawk Down (2003) (VG), 5: Black Hawk Waltz: Tales of a Rocky Mountain Town (1997), 6: Black & Gold & Orange: The Story of the 2009 Iowa Hawkeyes (2010) (V), 7: Black Man Down (1996), 8: Lincoln and Black Hawk (2005), 9: Never Back Down (2008), 10: Black Dawn (2005) (V), 11: La coda dello scorpione (1971), 12: Black Dawn (1997), 13: Down Came a Blackbird (1995) (TV), 14: Christina Aguilera: Back to Basics - Live and Down Under (2008) (V), 15: Dawn to Dawn (1933), 16: Down That Road and Back (2000), 17: Hawkwind: The Chronicle of the Black Sword (1985) (V), 18: Il pirata dello sparviero nero (1958), 19: Mutiny on the Blackhawk (1939), 20: "The Black Dawn" (2009) 2011-03-02 15:24:47+0000 <antoviaque> eve__: how do i use lotto 2011-03-02 15:24:47+0000 <eve> antoviaque: Gets the latest lotto results from the South African National Lottery. You can use it like this: 2011-03-02 15:24:55+0000 <antoviaque> eve__: lotto 2011-03-02 15:24:56+0000 <eve> antoviaque: Latest lotto results for South Africa, Lotto: 27 24 10 49 19 38 (Bonus: 47), Lotto Plus: 49 19 25 27 38 24 (Bonus: 7), PowerBall: 1 24 37 28 7 PB: 15 2011-03-02 15:25:21+0000 <antoviaque> eve__: how do i use microblog 2011-03-02 15:25:21+0000 <eve> antoviaque: Looks up messages on microblogging services like twitter and identica. You can use it like this: 2011-03-02 15:26:15+0000 <antoviaque> eve__: how do is use mlia 2011-03-02 15:26:15+0000 <eve> antoviaque: One learns a new thing every day 2011-03-02 15:26:32+0000 <antoviaque> eve__: how do i use oiel 2011-03-02 15:26:32+0000 <eve> antoviaque: I'm afraid I don't know what you are asking about. Ask "what can you do" to browse my features. 2011-03-02 15:26:50+0000 <antoviaque> eve__: how do i use oies 2011-03-02 15:26:50+0000 <eve> antoviaque: I'm afraid I don't know what you are asking about. Ask "what can you do" to browse my features. 2011-03-02 15:27:17+0000 <antoviaque> eve__: how do i use oeis 2011-03-02 15:27:17+0000 <eve> antoviaque: Query the Online Encyclopedia of Integer Sequences. You can use it like this: 2011-03-02 15:27:39+0000 <antoviaque> eve__: help 2011-03-02 15:27:39+0000 <eve> antoviaque: I can help you with: looking things up, remembering things, delivering messages, decisions, games, monitoring things, browsing the internet, conversions, silly fun stuff, calculations, system administration, software development and south african stuff. 2011-03-02 15:27:55+0000 <antoviaque> eve__: google farsides 2011-03-02 15:27:55+0000 <eve> antoviaque: "Main Page - Farsides" http://farsides.com/ :: "Sofine's Favorite FarSides" http://sofinesjoyfulmoments.com/humor/farsides.htm :: "The Far Side - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia" http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Far_Side :: "Gary Larson's The Far Side®" http://www.thefarside.com/ :: "Google Answers: Far Sides Comics Strip Date" http://answers.google.com/answers/threadview/id/586524.html :: "New Observations to Shed Light on Moon Mystery | Space.com" http://www.space.com/5082-observations-shed-light-moon-mystery.html :: "Lunar Far Side's South Pole-Aitken Basin | Geology.com" http://geology.com/news/2010/lunar-far-sides-south-pole-aitken-basin.shtml :: "HowStuffWorks "Far Sides and Moon Phases"" http://science.howstuffworks.com/dark-side-of-moon2.htm 2011-03-02 15:28:06+0000 <antoviaque> eve__: gcalc 13+12 2011-03-02 15:28:06+0000 <eve> antoviaque: 13 + 12 = 25 2011-03-02 15:29:04+0000 <antoviaque> eve__: bash 2011-03-02 15:29:05+0000 <eve> antoviaque: #46: 2011-03-02 15:29:33+0000 <antoviaque> eve__: help 2011-03-02 15:29:33+0000 <eve> antoviaque: I can help you with: looking things up, remembering things, delivering messages, decisions, games, monitoring things, browsing the internet, conversions, silly fun stuff, calculations, system administration, software development and south african stuff. 2011-03-02 15:29:44+0000 <antoviaque> eve__: silly fun stuff 2011-03-02 15:29:44+0000 <eve> antoviaque: *blink* 2011-03-02 15:29:56+0000 <antoviaque> eve__: help me with silly fun stuff 2011-03-02 15:29:56+0000 <eve> antoviaque: I use the following features for silly fun stuff: bash, choose, coffee, duel, dvorak, fml, fortune, insult, mlia, morse, nickometer, redirect, rot13, saydo, tfln and werewolf 2011-03-02 15:30:10+0000 <antoviaque> eve__: fortune 2011-03-02 15:30:10+0000 <eve> antoviaque: Give your very best today. Heaven knows it's little enough. 2011-03-02 15:30:31+0000 <antoviaque> eve__: fortune 2011-03-02 15:30:31+0000 <eve> antoviaque: Chicken Little was right. 2011-03-02 15:30:47+0000 <antoviaque> eve__: help with choose 2011-03-02 15:30:47+0000 <eve> antoviaque: I'm afraid I don't know what you are asking about. Ask "what can you do" to browse my features. 2011-03-02 15:30:57+0000 <antoviaque> eve__: how do i use choose 2011-03-02 15:30:57+0000 <eve> antoviaque: Choose one of the given options. You can use it like this: 2011-03-02 15:31:22+0000 <antoviaque> eve__: choose canada or paris or bresil 2011-03-02 15:31:22+0000 <eve> antoviaque: I choose bresil 2011-03-02 15:31:55+0000 <antoviaque> eve__: help me with duel 2011-03-02 15:31:55+0000 <eve> antoviaque: I'm afraid I don't know what you are asking about. Ask "what can you do" to browse my features. 2011-03-02 15:32:04+0000 <antoviaque> eve__: how do i use duel 2011-03-02 15:32:04+0000 <eve> antoviaque: Duel at dawn, between channel members. You can use it like this: 2011-03-02 15:32:43+0000 <antoviaque> eve__: I challenge tartarugafeliz to a duel 2011-03-02 15:32:43+0000 <eve> tartarugafeliz: antoviaque wishes to meet you at dawn on the field of honour. Do you accept? 2011-03-02 15:33:26+0000 <tartarugafeliz> eve__: I'll think about it 2011-03-02 15:33:26+0000 <eve> tartarugafeliz: Huh? 2011-03-02 15:33:42+0000 <tartarugafeliz> eve__: yes 2011-03-02 15:33:42+0000 <eve> antoviaque, tartarugafeliz: The duel shall begin on the stroke of 15:34:30 UTC (in 47 seconds). Prepare yourselves. 2011-03-02 15:33:56+0000 <tartarugafeliz> eve__: ok 2011-03-02 15:33:56+0000 <eve> tartarugafeliz: Huh? 2011-03-02 15:33:57+0000 <antoviaque> eve__: draw my axe 2011-03-02 15:33:57+0000 <eve> antoviaque: Did I say go yet? 2011-03-02 15:34:11+0000 <antoviaque> eve__: grrr 2011-03-02 15:34:11+0000 <eve> antoviaque: What? 2011-03-02 15:34:12+0000 <tartarugafeliz> eve__: i want my swooord 2011-03-02 15:34:12+0000 <eve> tartarugafeliz: Sorry... 2011-03-02 15:34:20+0000 <antoviaque> eve__: hurry! 2011-03-02 15:34:20+0000 <eve> antoviaque: What? 2011-03-02 15:34:22+0000 <tartarugafeliz> eve__: sword please? 2011-03-02 15:34:22+0000 <eve> tartarugafeliz: What? 2011-03-02 15:34:35+0000 <tartarugafeliz> eve__: raaaaaaa! 2011-03-02 15:34:35+0000 <eve> tartarugafeliz: *blink* 2011-03-02 15:34:45+0000 <antoviaque> eve__: bang 2011-03-02 15:34:45+0000 <eve> antoviaque: Sorry... 2011-03-02 15:34:47+0000 <tartarugafeliz> eve__: I need a sword! 2011-03-02 15:34:47+0000 <eve> tartarugafeliz: Huh? 2011-03-02 15:34:53+0000 <antoviaque> eve__: draw my sword 2011-03-02 15:34:53+0000 <eve> antoviaque: We do not permit drawn weapons here 2011-03-02 15:34:56+0000 <tartarugafeliz> eve__: that's not true! 2011-03-02 15:34:56+0000 <eve> tartarugafeliz: Huh? 2011-03-02 15:35:02+0000 <antoviaque> eve__: bing 2011-03-02 15:35:02+0000 <eve> antoviaque: What? 2011-03-02 15:35:05+0000 <tartarugafeliz> eve__: I defeated him! 2011-03-02 15:35:05+0000 <eve> tartarugafeliz: *blink* 2011-03-02 15:35:05+0000 <antoviaque> bing 2011-03-02 15:35:17+0000 <antoviaque> bam 2011-03-02 15:35:25+0000 <antoviaque> eve__: bam 2011-03-02 15:35:25+0000 <eve> antoviaque: Excuse me? 2011-03-02 15:35:32+0000 <antoviaque> pum 2011-03-02 15:35:48+0000 <antoviaque> pew pew 2011-03-02 15:35:51+0000 <antoviaque> pewpew 2011-03-02 15:35:55+0000 <antoviaque> holyhandgrenadeofantioch 2011-03-02 15:35:57+0000 <antoviaque> eve__: holyhandgrenadeofantioch 2011-03-02 15:35:57+0000 <eve> antoviaque: Sorry... 2011-03-02 15:36:44+0000 <antoviaque> eve__: help me with software development 2011-03-02 15:36:44+0000 <eve> antoviaque: I use the following features for software development: base64, retest and rfc 2011-03-02 15:36:56+0000 <antoviaque> eve__: how do i use retest 2011-03-02 15:36:56+0000 <eve> antoviaque: Checks whether a regular expression matches a given string. You can use it like this: 2011-03-02 15:37:14+0000 <antoviaque> eve__: help me with software administration 2011-03-02 15:37:14+0000 <eve> antoviaque: I'm afraid I don't know what you are asking about. Ask "what can you do" to browse my features. 2011-03-02 15:37:27+0000 <antoviaque> eve__: help me with system administration 2011-03-02 15:37:28+0000 <eve> antoviaque: I use the following features for system administration: apt-file, aptitude, dns, http, ipcalc, mac and man 2011-03-02 15:37:45+0000 <antoviaque> eve__: apt-file cgiirc 2011-03-02 15:37:45+0000 <eve> antoviaque: No packages found 2011-03-02 15:38:18+0000 <antoviaque> eve__: apt-file vi 2011-03-02 15:38:19+0000 <eve> antoviaque: No packages found 2011-03-02 15:38:37+0000 <antoviaque> eve__: how do i use aptitude 2011-03-02 15:38:37+0000 <eve> antoviaque: Searches for packages. You can use it like this: 2011-03-02 15:39:00+0000 <antoviaque> eve__: apt search cgiigc 2011-03-02 15:39:01+0000 <eve> antoviaque: No packages found 2011-03-02 15:39:14+0000 <antoviaque> eve__: how do i use dns 2011-03-02 15:39:14+0000 <eve> antoviaque: Performs DNS lookups. You can use it like this: 2011-03-02 15:39:29+0000 <antoviaque> eve__: dns farsides.com 2011-03-02 15:39:29+0000 <eve> antoviaque: Records: 91.121.254.231 2011-03-02 15:39:50+0000 <antoviaque> eve__: how do i use ipcalc 2011-03-02 15:39:50+0000 <eve> antoviaque: IP address calculator. You can use it like this: 2011-03-02 15:40:10+0000 <antoviaque> eve__: how do i use mac 2011-03-02 15:40:10+0000 <eve> antoviaque: Finds the organization owning the specific MAC address. You can use it like this: 2011-03-02 15:40:27+0000 <antoviaque> eve__: how do i use man 2011-03-02 15:40:27+0000 <eve> antoviaque: Retrieves information from manpages. You can use it like this: 2011-03-02 15:40:40+0000 <antoviaque> eve__: man gvim 2011-03-02 15:40:40+0000 <eve> antoviaque: Manpage not found 2011-03-02 15:40:48+0000 <antoviaque> eve__: man vim 2011-03-02 15:40:48+0000 <eve> antoviaque: vim - Vi IMproved, a programmers text editor 2011-03-02 15:40:48+0000 <eve> antoviaque: vim [options] [file ..] 2011-03-02 15:41:11+0000 <antoviaque> eve__: help 2011-03-02 15:41:11+0000 <eve> antoviaque: I can help you with: looking things up, remembering things, delivering messages, decisions, games, monitoring things, browsing the internet, conversions, silly fun stuff, calculations, system administration, software development and south african stuff. 2011-03-02 15:41:22+0000 <antoviaque> eve__: help me with looking things up 2011-03-02 15:41:22+0000 <eve> antoviaque: I use the following features for looking things up: apt-file, aptitude, bash, bible, dict, distance, dns, factoid, feeds, fml, fortune, google, help, imdb, lastfm, lotto, mac, man, microblog, mlia, oeis, rfc, seen, tfln, tinyurl, translate, tvshow, unicode, weather and youtube 2011-03-02 15:41:37+0000 <antoviaque> eve__: how do i use distance 2011-03-02 15:41:37+0000 <eve> antoviaque: Returns the distance between two places. You can use it like this: 2011-03-02 15:41:54+0000 <antoviaque> eve__: distance in meters between paris and tokyo 2011-03-02 15:41:54+0000 <eve> antoviaque: I don't know the unit 'meters'. I know about: mi (miles), nm (nautical miles) and km (kilometres) 2011-03-02 15:42:10+0000 <antoviaque> eve__: distance in km between paris and tokyo 2011-03-02 15:42:10+0000 <eve> antoviaque: Approximate distance, as the bot flies, between Paris, Ãle-de-France, France and Tokyo, TÅkyÅ, Japan is: 9726.14 kilometres 2011-03-02 15:43:59+0000 <antoviaque> eve__: how do i use dict 2011-03-02 15:43:59+0000 <eve> antoviaque: Defines words and checks spellings. You can use it like this: 2011-03-02 15:44:11+0000 <antoviaque> eve__: define earth 2011-03-02 15:44:11+0000 <eve> antoviaque: I can't reach that site 2011-03-02 15:44:27+0000 <antoviaque> eve__: dictionaries 2011-03-02 15:44:27+0000 <eve> antoviaque: The tubes are clogged! 2011-03-02 15:44:40+0000 <antoviaque> eve strategies 2011-03-02 15:44:40+0000 <eve> antoviaque: The tubes are clogged! 2011-03-02 15:45:10+0000 <antoviaque> eve__: how do i use fml 2011-03-02 15:45:10+0000 <eve> antoviaque: Retrieves quotes from fmylife.com. You can use it like this: 2011-03-02 15:45:25+0000 <antoviaque> eve__: how do i use lastfm 2011-03-02 15:45:26+0000 <eve> antoviaque: Lists the tracks last listened to by the specified user. You can use it like this: 2011-03-02 15:45:53+0000 <antoviaque> eve hos do i use tfln 2011-03-02 15:45:53+0000 <eve> antoviaque: Got it 2011-03-02 15:46:09+0000 <antoviaque> eve__: how do i use tfln 2011-03-02 15:46:09+0000 <eve> antoviaque: Looks up quotes from textsfromlastnight.com. You can use it like this: 2011-03-02 15:46:18+0000 <antoviaque> eve tfln 2011-03-02 15:46:19+0000 <eve> antoviaque: (859): it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea. 2011-03-02 15:49:18+0000 <antoviaque> eve__: how do i use weather 2011-03-02 15:49:18+0000 <eve> antoviaque: Retrieves current weather and forecasts for cities. You can use it like this: 2011-03-02 15:49:31+0000 <antoviaque> eve__: weather in montreal 2011-03-02 15:49:31+0000 <eve> antoviaque: Too many places match montreal: Montreal, France; Montreal, Missouri; Montreal, Quebec and Montreal, Wisconsin 2011-03-02 15:49:51+0000 <antoviaque> eve__: weather in montreal, quebec 2011-03-02 15:49:52+0000 <eve> antoviaque: In Montreal, Quebec at 10:00 AM EST on March 02, 2011: -3°C; Humidity: 74%; Wind: WNW at 26 km/h; Conditions: Low Drifting Snow; Sunrise/set: 6:32 AM EST/5:43 PM EST; Moonrise/set: 5:14 AM EST/3:51 PM EST 2011-03-02 15:50:20+0000 <antoviaque> eve__: weather in paris, france 2011-03-02 15:50:21+0000 <eve> antoviaque: In Paris, France at 4:30 PM CET on March 02, 2011: 9°C; Humidity: 54%; Wind: NNE at 30 km/h; Conditions: Unknown; Sunrise/set: 7:30 AM CET/6:34 PM CET; Moonrise/set: 6:12 AM CET/4:25 PM CET 2011-03-02 15:50:48+0000 <antoviaque> eve__: help 2011-03-02 15:50:48+0000 <eve> antoviaque: I can help you with: looking things up, remembering things, delivering messages, decisions, games, monitoring things, browsing the internet, conversions, silly fun stuff, calculations, system administration, software development and south african stuff. 2011-03-02 15:51:03+0000 <antoviaque> eve__: help me with calculations 2011-03-02 15:51:03+0000 <eve> antoviaque: I use the following features for calculations: base, base64, distance, hash, ipcalc, nickometer and oeis 2011-03-02 15:51:21+0000 <antoviaque> eve__: how do i use ipcalc 2011-03-02 15:51:21+0000 <eve> antoviaque: IP address calculator. You can use it like this: 2011-03-02 15:51:31+0000 <antoviaque> eve__: how do i use nickometer 2011-03-02 15:51:31+0000 <eve> antoviaque: Calculates how lame a nick is. You can use it like this: 2011-03-02 15:52:08+0000 <antoviaque> eve__: nickometer antoviaque with reasons 2011-03-02 15:52:08+0000 <eve> antoviaque: antoviaque is 0.0% lame 2011-03-02 15:52:08+0000 <eve> antoviaque: Because: A good, traditional nick (0) 2011-03-02 15:52:32+0000 <antoviaque> eve__: nickometer LKKFSsdfsjkslfSFD32 2011-03-02 15:52:32+0000 <eve> antoviaque: LKKFSsdfsjkslfSFD32 is 99.8% lame 2011-03-02 15:52:52+0000 <antoviaque> eve__: help me with games 2011-03-02 15:52:52+0000 <eve> antoviaque: I use the following features for games: duel and werewolf 2011-03-02 15:53:05+0000 <antoviaque> eve__: how do i use werewolf 2011-03-02 15:53:05+0000 <eve> antoviaque: Play the werewolf game. Channel becomes a village containing a werewolf, seer and villagers. Every night, the werewolf can kill a villager, and the seer can test a villager for werewolf symptoms. Villagers then vote to lynch a wolf during the day. 2011-03-02 15:53:44+0000 <antoviaque> eve__: start a game of werewolf 2011-03-02 15:53:44+0000 <eve> antoviaque: You have started a game of Werewolf. Everybody has 60 seconds to join the game. 2011-03-02 15:54:07+0000 <antoviaque2> eve__: join 2011-03-02 15:54:07+0000 <eve> antoviaque2 has joined (2 players). 2011-03-02 15:54:21+0000 <tartarugafeliz> eve__: join 2011-03-02 15:54:21+0000 <eve> tartarugafeliz has joined (3 players). 2011-03-02 15:55:23+0000 blahhhhh (blahhhhh) is now online 2011-03-02 15:55:42+0000 <antoviaque> eve__: start a game of werewolf 2011-03-02 15:55:42+0000 <eve> antoviaque: You have started a game of Werewolf. Everybody has 60 seconds to join the game. 2011-03-02 15:55:47+0000 <antoviaque> eve__: join 2011-03-02 15:55:48+0000 <eve> antoviaque: You have already joined the game. 2011-03-02 15:56:03+0000 <antoviaque2> eve__: join 2011-03-02 15:56:03+0000 <eve> antoviaque2 has joined (2 players). 2011-03-02 15:56:07+0000 <tartarugafeliz> eve__: join 2011-03-02 15:56:07+0000 <eve> tartarugafeliz has joined (3 players). 2011-03-02 15:56:13+0000 <blahhhhh> eve__: join 2011-03-02 15:56:13+0000 <eve> blahhhhh has joined (4 players). 2011-03-02 15:57:54+0000 hiiiiiiii (hiiiiiiii) is now online 2011-03-02 15:58:58+0000 <antoviaque> eve__: start a game of werewolf 2011-03-02 15:58:58+0000 <eve> antoviaque: You have started a game of Werewolf. Everybody has 60 seconds to join the game. 2011-03-02 15:59:06+0000 <antoviaque2> eve__: join 2011-03-02 15:59:06+0000 <eve> antoviaque2 has joined (2 players). 2011-03-02 15:59:27+0000 <tartarugafeliz> eve__: join 2011-03-02 15:59:27+0000 <eve> tartarugafeliz has joined (3 players). 2011-03-02 16:00:22+0000 hiiiiiiiiiii (hiiiiiiiiiii) is now online 2011-03-02 16:00:38+0000 <antoviaque> eve__: start a game of werewolf 2011-03-02 16:00:38+0000 <eve> antoviaque: You have started a game of Werewolf. Everybody has 60 seconds to join the game. 2011-03-02 16:00:43+0000 <antoviaque2> eve__: join 2011-03-02 16:00:44+0000 <eve> antoviaque2 has joined (2 players). 2011-03-02 16:00:47+0000 <hiiiiiiiiiii> eve__: 2011-03-02 16:00:47+0000 <eve> hiiiiiiiiiii: *blink* 2011-03-02 16:00:55+0000 <tartarugafeliz> eve__: join 2011-03-02 16:00:55+0000 <eve> tartarugafeliz has joined (3 players). 2011-03-02 16:00:55+0000 <hiiiiiiiiiii> eve__: join 2011-03-02 16:00:55+0000 <eve> hiiiiiiiiiii has joined (4 players). 2011-03-02 16:01:00+0000 <blahhhhh> eve__: join 2011-03-02 16:01:00+0000 <eve> blahhhhh has joined (5 players). 2011-03-02 16:05:16+0000 <antoviaque> eve__: stop game 2011-03-02 16:05:16+0000 <eve> antoviaque: Huh? 2011-03-02 16:05:25+0000 <tartarugafeliz> eve__: I don't want to play anymore 2011-03-02 16:05:25+0000 <eve> tartarugafeliz: *blink* 2011-03-02 16:05:36+0000 <tartarugafeliz> eve__: quit game 2011-03-02 16:05:36+0000 <eve> tartarugafeliz: Huh? 2011-03-02 16:08:03+0000 <antoviaque> eve__: help with feeds 2011-03-02 16:08:03+0000 <eve> antoviaque: I'm afraid I don't know what you are asking about. Ask "what can you do" to browse my features. 2011-03-02 16:08:11+0000 <antoviaque> eve__: how do i use feeds 2011-03-02 16:08:11+0000 <eve> antoviaque: Displays articles from RSS and Atom feeds. You can use it like this: 2011-03-02 16:08:20+0000 <antoviaque> eve__: list feeds 2011-03-02 16:08:20+0000 <eve> antoviaque: I know about: hackit-code (Notify #farsides on irc) 2011-03-02 16:08:37+0000 <antoviaque> eve__: latest articles from hackit-code 2011-03-02 16:08:37+0000 <eve> antoviaque: 1: "[newmissions] r270 Updated changelog", 2: "[trunk] r196 Added .htaccess symlink in build_htaccess to apply the same ...", 3: "[trunk] r195 Activated an extra mission to allow testing of carousel", 4: "[trunk] r194 Commited from Vlad", 5: "[jquery-windows] r192 bug fix jcarousel and jquery.dialog", 6: "[newmissions3] r189 removed introduction...", 7: "[trunk] r193 Merged from Vlad", 8: "[jquery_windows] r191 jquery windows for login/register/edit profile/forgot pass/l...", 9: "[jquery_windows] r190 jquery dialog implementation for docked windows", 10: "[newmissions3] r188 merge from trunk..." 2011-03-02 16:08:55+0000 <antoviaque> eve__: help 2011-03-02 16:08:55+0000 <eve> antoviaque: I can help you with: looking things up, remembering things, delivering messages, decisions, games, monitoring things, browsing the internet, conversions, silly fun stuff, calculations, system administration, software development and south african stuff. 2011-03-02 16:09:28+0000 <antoviaque> eve__: help me with delivering messages 2011-03-02 16:09:28+0000 <eve> antoviaque: I use the following features for delivering messages: memo and summon 2011-03-02 16:09:44+0000 <antoviaque> eve__: summon da 2011-03-02 16:09:44+0000 <eve> antoviaque: I'm not going to listen to you 2011-03-02 16:11:11+0000 <antoviaque> eve__: lynch tartarugafeliz 2011-03-02 16:11:11+0000 <eve> antoviaque: Sorry... 2011-03-02 16:11:48+0000 <antoviaque> eve__: how do i use werewold 2011-03-02 16:11:49+0000 <eve> antoviaque: I'm afraid I don't know what you are asking about. Ask "what can you do" to browse my features. 2011-03-02 16:11:57+0000 <antoviaque> eve__: how do i use werewolf 2011-03-02 16:11:57+0000 <eve> antoviaque: Play the werewolf game. Channel becomes a village containing a werewolf, seer and villagers. Every night, the werewolf can kill a villager, and the seer can test a villager for werewolf symptoms. Villagers then vote to lynch a wolf during the day. 2011-03-02 16:12:44+0000 <antoviaque> eve__: kill tartarugafeliz 2011-03-02 16:12:44+0000 <eve> antoviaque: Huh? 2011-03-02 16:13:23+0000 <tartarugafeliz> eve__: kill blahhhhh 2011-03-02 16:13:23+0000 <eve> tartarugafeliz: Huh? 2011-03-02 16:13:42+0000 <tartarugafeliz> eve__: kill antoviaque2 2011-03-02 16:13:42+0000 <eve> tartarugafeliz: Excuse me? 2011-03-02 16:16:00+0000 <antoviaque2> eve__: lynch blahhhhh 2011-03-02 16:16:00+0000 <eve> antoviaque2: Sorry... 2011-03-02 16:22:45+0000 <tartarugafeliz> eve__: I WON! 2011-03-02 16:22:45+0000 <eve> tartarugafeliz: Excuse me? 2011-03-02 16:22:51+0000 <tartarugafeliz> I won the game1 2011-03-02 16:22:53+0000 <tartarugafeliz> stupid computer 2011-03-02 16:23:04+0000 <antoviaque> congratz!! 2011-03-02 16:23:08+0000 <antoviaque> :D 2011-03-02 16:23:45+0000 <antoviaque> eve__: poll hackit-code feed notify #farsides on freenode 2011-03-02 16:23:45+0000 <eve> antoviaque: Done 2011-03-02 16:30:59+0000 <antoviaque> eve__: how do i use feeds 2011-03-02 16:30:59+0000 <eve> antoviaque: Displays articles from RSS and Atom feeds. You can use it like this: 2011-03-02 16:31:23+0000 <antoviaque> eve__: add feed http://farsides.com/index.php?title=Special:RecentChanges&feed=atom as farsides-wiki 2011-03-02 16:31:24+0000 <eve> antoviaque: Alrighty 2011-03-02 16:32:15+0000 <antoviaque> eve__: poll farsides-wiki feed notify #farsides on freenode 2011-03-02 16:32:15+0000 <eve> antoviaque: Done 2011-03-02 16:33:39+0000 <antoviaque> latest articles from farsides-wiki 2011-03-02 16:33:46+0000 <antoviaque> eve__: latest articles from farsides-wiki 2011-03-02 16:33:47+0000 <eve> antoviaque: 1: "Main Page", 2: "Portal:Project", 3: "Tasks follow-up", 4: "Feedback - HPO alpha3.0 (Mozilla)", 5: "File:Churn-hpo-mozilla.png", 6: "Feedback - HPO alpha3.0 (Mozilla)", 7: "File:Churn-hpo-mozilla.png", 8: "Portal:Project", 9: "User Feedback", 10: "Portal:Project" 2011-03-02 17:06:36+0000 <antoviaque> eve__: stop polling farsides-wiki 2011-03-02 17:06:36+0000 <eve> antoviaque: Excuse me? 2011-03-02 17:06:48+0000 <antoviaque> eve__: stop polling farsides-wiki feed 2011-03-02 17:06:48+0000 <eve> antoviaque: Sure 2011-03-02 17:26:54+0000 antoviaque2_ (antoviaque2_) is now online
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