Remember, it's a quarter if you have to have it explained to you...
> Subject: [Succubus Club] The Buffy Line You'd Slay To Hear........ > > Mine would be go something like this...... > > > Buffy: You're alive? (beat) Again? > > Spike: Yeah, Sorry to disappoint you, Slayer. > > Buffy: Well, not alive. Not.....dusted. > > Spike: No, alive. See? (Holds up his arm and pokes it with a stake.) > Spikey's a real boy now. Got myself Shan-shooed. Fought the good > fight I > did. > > Buffy: That's....good. Yes. That's good. We....I....thought you all > were > dead. We didn't hear anything..... > > Spike: Well, most of us were. > > Buffy: Most of you? > > Spike: Yeah, well, Wesley...you know Wesley? Tall British dude. > Very....British. More British than Giles, in fact. He..... > > Buffy: Yes!, I know Wesley. > > Spike: Well, he's dead. > > Buffy: I knew that. That I knew. > > Spike: Did you know Gunn? > > Buffy: Gunn? > > Spike: Charles Gunn. Big tall black dude. Very smart. > > Buffy: I knew of him. I never met him. > > Spike: We'll, he's dead too. You I guess you won't be meeting him. > > Buffy: What about......? > > Spike: Illyria? > > Buffy: Illyria? Isn't that a suburb of Cleveland? Don't tell me the > hellmouth is...... > > Spike: No. Illyria. You know...old one. Rose from the dust and > resurrected > herself in Fred. But then you probably never met Fred either. > > Buffy: Is she dead? > > Spike: Well, no. She didn't die. Not quite sure what she's doing > these days. > > Buffy: Spike, what about..... > > Spike: Probably got her own line of clothing, the woman dressed very > strangely. This red rubbery thing.... > > Buffy: SPIKE! > > Spike: Yeah. I suppose you want to know what happened to Angel? > > Buffy: (Nods) > > Spike: Yeah, of course. Well, he fought valiantly. Killed himself a > very big > old dragon. > > Buffy: Was he shanshued? > > Spike: Yes. > > Buffy: And is he alive? > > Spike: No > > Buffy: No? > > Spike: No. See, when you get shanshued you get this all over glowy > thing > going and it kind of freezes you up as your body and soul > reconstitute > itself. It's real strange stuff. > > Buffy: Spike! What about Angel? > > Spike: Well, he just stabbed the dragon through the heart and the > beast was > lying there and Angel goes all glowy and the dragon had one last > breath and > the big fluffy puppy was just burned to a crisp, if you know what I > mean. > > Buffy: Angel? Dead? > > Spike: Yes, love. But look on the bright side. He was human when he > died. So > he didn't get banished off to some hideous hell dimension. Or, at > least, I > don't think he did, anyway. > > Buffy: He was immolated? > > Spike: Well, we all had a pull on the bourbon bottle before we.... > > Buffy: Spike! He was burned up. > > Spike: Yeah, there was nothing left of him. > > Buffy: Nothing. > > Spike: Not even a piles of bones....... > > > **************************** > > An awfully long way for a pretty stupid joke. > > Nick __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Tired of spam? Yahoo! Mail has the best spam protection around http://mail.yahoo.com _______________________________________________ basfa mailing list [email protected] http://vesta.wallis.com/mailman/listinfo/basfa
