Dear List....... As there are many concerns for computer viruses running around seeming creating a life of their own, I believe that you will appreciate the following.
Just a lo0k at what may happen. ********* If you receive an email entitled "Bedtimes, " delete >it IMMEDIATELY. Do not open it. Apparently this one is >pretty nasty. It will not only erase everything on >your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on >disks within 20 feet of your computer. It demagnetizes >the strips on ALL of your credit cards. It reprograms >your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on your >VCR and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any >CD's you attempt to play. > >It will program your phone auto dial to call only 900 >numbers. This virus will mix antifreeze into your >fish tank. IT WILL CAUSE YOUR TOILET TO FLUSH WHILE >YOU ARE SHOWERING. > >It will drink ALL your beer. FOR GOD'S SAKE, ARE YOU >LISTENING?? > >It will leave dirty underwear on the coffee table when >you are expecting company. It will replace your >shampoo with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine. > >If the "Bedtimes" message opened in a Windows 95/98 >environment, it will leave the toilet seat up and >leave your hair dryer plugged in dangerously close to >a full bathtub. > >It will not only remove the forbidden tags from your >mattresses and pillows, it will also refill your skim >milk with whole milk. > > ******* WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN. ******* > >And if you don't send this to 5000 people in 20 >seconds you'll fart so hard that your right leg will >spasm and shoot straight out in front of you, sending >sparks that will ignite the person nearest you. > >Send to everyone .....and if you are a blonde, this is >a joke... -- *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Sharon and Wayne McEachern http://www.LightExpression.com [EMAIL PROTECTED] "A Divine Program for Healing and Transformation" and Expressing the Light "A Ministry Dedicated to the Divine Process" *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
